I know hot tubs aren't the best place to get freaky but apperently the water makes it all lubey so if you are ever trying to get a little jizzy in the jacuzzi (see what I did there HAH-) then I'm your gal:
🏃♀️This water could never beat the level of hotness yoir laremat have created on your face *always add the fuck boy smirk to make the statement have that added texture you're going for*
✨The tub is getting me all hot and bothered........so are you aha *swuint of the eyes and you are golden my fine fella*
👽 I bet you are so wet rn, the water is only doing half the work on that front *cockiness is the weak spot of every unstable horny person*
🧢 I would bang you right here but your parents might get a little worried you burned yourself on the.......water after seeing all the hickeys I would give you................... 😀👍
🎄abracadabra, now think of the last three letters and that's what I'm about to make disappear with my spell *winks* (omg wait that was kinda fire HAH IM INGENIOUS)
ummmm anyways this is all very out of pocket.
Am i ashamed? Yes, indeed.
But shall I continue? HAHA OFC TF
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✨Pick-Up Lines for the Most Random Occasions✨
RandomI think the title really just gives you everything you need to know but........if it wasn't self-explanatory enough then you aren't worthy of using these beautiful pick-up lines *hair swish*
