✨Pick-Up Lines for the Most Random Occasions✨

✨Party Talk✨

*sighs* this isn't healthy. but neither is being able to eat a pound of candy and here we still are so let's get started.

These pick-up lines will probably end really well or really bad.......it honestly just depends on if the person is high and drunk or sober. I think we all know the two different endings of those stories. But yeah if you actually use one of these you have hit rock bottom. 😁👍

👁You make me just want to inhale you from how hot you are, you could say you are like my weed hah- *what you do now is shamefully walk away*

❤️God really took his time on you, what a patient man (i honestly don't know why this one came to mind...........it's not even relevant but whateva)

💀This party is so much better with you to turn it on, me and the party have a lot in common *smirk like the skinny white boi you are yuhhhh*

👅Now this one is really just limited to use on the fellas unless you use a strap on........anyways: I would clench my thirst with another drink but I think it's graving some of that you-liquid (jesus, I need Life Alert)

now if any of you guys, gals, and pals try these out send me a pic of you having hot sex Bc I'm horny as hell and need something to get me off without hopefully catching a case.

This were probably shit worthy but I am only here for a few years so fuck it 😎