Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop"
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. 'Do you want a bag?', the cashier asks 'No', the guy says, 'she's not that ugly'
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? Three feet of my cock up your ass.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
Q: What is pink, goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?
A: Bubble Gum.
Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.
Q; Whats the difference between the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader?
A: They both suck for four quarters.
Q; What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A: A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off
Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer?
A: The grass tickles their balls
Q: Why is santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q: What kind of bees produce milk?
A: Boobies
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
Q: Did you hear about the guy who ran infront of the bus?
A: He got tired
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