Funny, but dirty jokes

Really Dirty Lines

Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.

If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.

Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!

I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Are you from Iraq? 'Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together

Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.

Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?

Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.

Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?

I'm afraid of the dark... Will you sleep with me tonight?

I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours.

Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants.

Baby I last longer than a white crayon.

Do you like to draw? Cause I put the D in Raw.