Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice.
Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
A: Your job still sucks!
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A: a $100 bill!
Q: Whats long and hard and has cum in it?
A: a cucumber.
Q: How do you kill a circus clown?
A: Go for the juggler!
Q: Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
A: They couldn't close his casket.
Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter?
A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand.
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come (cum) in a bottle?
A: Because his wife died!
Girl: "Hey, what's up?"
Boy: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?"
Q: What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long.
Q: What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut?
A: Tug-of-whore.
Q: What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A: A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.
Q: Why do they call it PMS?
A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
A: Pick him up and suck on his cock!
Q: What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?
A: Kermit the frogs finger.
Q: Why can't Jesus play hockey?
A: He keeps getting nailed to the board.
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"
Q: Why don't black people go on cruises?
A: They already fell for that trick once.
Q: What has got two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog!
Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
A: E.T. eventually went home!
Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
A: Because he was looking for Pooh
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