Randall and Da Llama

lEt tHe gAmEs bEgIn

"I'm gonna be a people person in a room of people people                                                                 
Imma keep on running this shit 
Let the games begin! 
A people person in a room of people people 
Imma keep on running this shit
Ler the games begin!" 

   Randall listened to Let the Games Begin by AJR while he looked for Sykkunk.

  Sykkunk had been admiring the dandelions in a nearby field for a few days when Randall found him. "Why'd you leave?" Randall asked Sykkunk when he got close enough to hear him. "I saw some cool flowers over there. Sorry." Sykkunk responded. "You wanna go to the grocery store?" Randall asked. "Sure!" said Sykkunk.

  'Crap, I still need those tires' thought Randall. "Hey Sykkunk?" said Randall. "Yeah?" said Sykkunk. "Can we actually go to the pet store? I need a new tire for my truck." "Sure!" "Thanks, Sykkunk. My boss might be kind of annoyed at me because I was supposed to have delivered the Yer Mom Dolls by 1847, but my tire exploded, and then I got distracted here, and I hung out with you guys for 164 years (see, I can math). 

  They were heading to the pet store, walking side by side in silence, their hands in their pockets, and their shoes crunching the leaves under their feet, when "BANG!!" the ground underneath their feet gave out, and they fell down a dark hole that lead to who knows what(I don't even know, and I'm writing this). 

  They hit the dirt hard after falling for a few hours. Randall face planted into the ground with a thud(He was fine, don't worry), while Sykkunk fell on top of Randall, slamming his face into the back of Randall's head (Yeah, that's gonna hurt when they wake up). They woke up a few days later with stomach aches from hitting their heads. 

  Randall rubbed his head as he asked himself three very important questions; 1) 'Where am I?' and 5) 'Did I just sleep?!!!' while Sykkunk looked around and noticed a few silhouettes of turtles surrounding them. As the figures stepped closer to him and Randall, all he could think was 'Do they have pizza?' 

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  I don't know who took time out of their day to read my nonsense, but whoever you are, I hope you're as crazy as me :)  
Anyway, so I finally, after like "1.... 2......3.......5....7...." 4 chapters, I finally know what the plot of this book is gonna be. I should get to sleep. Imma do that.