"hey guys, sorry I'm early" Oje yelled back. "Welcome to Seaward's Bait & Tackle Shop! I assume Dav has already taken your orders" Oje said to the eight travelers. "Yup!" responded Ryan. Jack quickly found them a chair, which was pretty hard because there were 183 of them in the shop and only 183 of them were unoccupied. They took a seat on the surprisingly nice tables and waited for their drinks.
Dav, Drawed, and Oje decided to go help Edmoond in the kitchen cuz Adam didn't order much. Dav started talking about how he had overheard that two of the travelers had just battled a walrus and the others had been wandering for days looking for The Mighty Sir Squirreleater. Oje didn't have a good sense of empathy, so he decided he'd let them stay for the night. A few seconds later, Edmoond finished their food, and Drawed went to take it to their chair.
"HERE'S YOUR FOOD!" mumbled Drawed "Oje was wondering if you wanted to stay here for the morning cuz it's almost dark, and you guys looked really awake." "Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine." Jack eagerly replied. "Cool. You guys can stay in our extra kitchen." "Thank you." "Oh also I heard you were looking for Sir Squirreleater. We know where he lives, so we can help you find him." "Ok."
Before they finished their food, Dav showed them the spare kitchen, and got them some extra boxes to sleep on. Dav said good afternoon and left to go watch a movie with Oje (they watched Fung Ku Penguin).
The next day they all slept in until 3 A.M., then, after eating mayonnaise from the jar, they opened presents cuz it was June 25th, A.K.A. Christmas. They then packed some pineapples and pork soda for dinner and set off to find Sir Squirreleater.
As they walked down the busy highway, they saw someone they could only assume was Sir Squirreleater.
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Jack approached Sir Squirreleater and said "Mighty Sir Squirreleater, I found your lost wallet." "Thanks." Sir Squirreleater replied, then proceeded to waddle off to sit under a nearby bush and eat Cheetos.
"Ok well now that that's done, we need to go to that retirement home." Oje said. The resumed their walk down the paved dirt road until they came across a turquoise nether portal floating over the road. They immediately jumped in cuz why not. As the serene terrain of the nether came into view, they saw a ghast heading their direction. They only made it a few steps before
BOOM!!!!!!!!! An enderman exploded their portal so they couldn't get back. They were trapped. Sykkunk, being the absolute chad he is, offered to carry the group across the lava to get to the warped forest to get dirt and water to make another portal. Everyone agreed, so Sykkunk began carrying everyone across the narrow 300 foot wide lava pool. Once they were across, Randall, Oje, Dav, and Jack collected dirt while Edmoond, Drawed, Adam, Sykkunk, and Ryan looked for water.
They took their supplies and headed off to the nearest basalt delta, so they could place the portal. Drawed placed the water while Jack ignited it with the dirt. The portal glowed orange, and everyone hopped in.
When they reached the overworld, they saw that they had teleported back to Randall's truck. Standing next to his truck was a man with black hair and a light sweater.
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"Hi I saw you had an exploded tire. I have an extra if you want it. My name's Abfosatco by the way." "Sure thank you." Abfosatco then walked away into the bushes after yelling a quiet "YER WELCOME." Randall quickly unexploded his tire and turned the truck right-side-up.
Randall then turned to the rest of the group and said "For the first time in this story, I'm actually sad. I think I'm going to miss you guys, and I can't stay any longer, I have to deliver this shipment of Yer Mom Dolls. My boss is already gonna kill me."
Sykkunk ran up, hugged Randall, and said "We can come with you... Dumbass." So they all piled into Randall's truck and drove off into the sunset. Da End.
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So that ending was... Not really what what I was expecting to write at all. Also I'm writing a new book that's gonna be completely different from this book. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnyways have a good day/night my good fellow human being. :)
