"THWAP!!" A bat came from behind and hit Randall and Sykkunk in the shins, knocking them out again. "They'll be out for a while." the bat said while holding the bat before turning around and flying away, back to his own cave. The turtles stepped forward into the light, revealing that they were not normal turtles................................
They were snapping turtles (Dun! DUN!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!)!!
The turtles waddled forward, picked up Randall and Sykkunk, and waddled away with them on their backs. They took them to a dimly lit room with a round table in the right corner. One turtle scooted out a chair while the others proceeded to set them down beside it. They grabbed some screw drivers and tied Randall and Sykkunk to the chair.
The turtles sat down and waited for their boss, Big Boss Man, to take the first bite. As soon as Big Boss Man had sunk his teeth into the hard, cheesy, salami pizza, the turtles began to feast. After a few hours of eating, Randall's eyes started to flutter open, along with Sykkunk's. Big Boss Man quickly finished his avocado pizza, and then grabbed them and took them to his mud room.
Big Boss man sits down at his cupboard and looked at them with an evil smile. Exited, Sykkunk asked "Why did you kidnap us?". Big Boss Man smiled even wider with that creepy smile and said "Because you two are going to tell me all of Yer Mom Doll.co's secrets so I can steal them."
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I'm going to be gone for the rest of spring break in Hawaii, so I probably won't update any time soon.
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Randall and Da Llama
FanfictionKind of a CORPSE fanfic. Randall is a truck driver for the local Yer Mom Doll factory in San Diego, Alabama. THIS IS A JOKE :)
