*Aru vandalizes some place which EVERYONE vandalizes.*
*Boo finds out*
*After training, he holds Aru back*
Boo: Aru, what is vandalism?
Aru *internally*: Crap! He found out about me.
Aru *casually*: I don't know Boo. I'm just an innocent little-
Boo: Liar! You know what I'm talking about Missy.
Aru: No, I'm Aru. Missy's from Young Sheldon.
Boo: Aru, I'm so disappointed in you-
*5 HOURS LATER*
*Aru comes out of Boo's classroom.*
Mini *anxiously*: How was it Aru?
Aru: It was fine, it was just the usual- yelling for 5 hours, pooping, screeching, and looking like a pincoushin. I got a picture.
Brynne: Oooh show me!
Aru *shows the picture*: I'm totally posting this on God-stagram
*THE NEXT DAY*
Boo: Aru!
A/N- God-stagram is basically the godly flipside version of Insta I imagined. The Potatoes got access, as they're Pandavas.
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