Chapter 22

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Everyone sat in a cave they had found at the foot of a mountain. They huddled around a bonfire, trying to warm up. Boo and Sheela were currently talking about how they had to find the tiles, activate the motherboard and fix the game - but they ended up getting into the game instead.

"Wait... So my tile, gave you... green hair?" Rudy asked, looking questioningly at Boo after hearing the story.

"Indeed. You won't have your snake powers when you go back, sorry about that. Although, I don't think I care much about my hair anymore. It's intriguing. But not only that. It made me think negative thoughts, threaten a Mcdonald's cashier, and apparently killed me."

Rudy coughed, "Wait... so when we saw that, you did actually die?"

Boo looked confused.

Aiden nodded in comprehension, "Yeah. When we went to go get something, we saw you die, while looking like a snake-ish thing. That makes more sense now."

Keira neighed. Mini nodded and translated, "She says that she is going out for a few. She's hungry, and we don't have grass on us."

Hira ran after the horse, "Can I come? I want some fresh air!"

Aru seemed to be a broken record, "But... you saw fangirls who read a book and shipped Aiden and I."

Sheela nodded, "Yeah."

"But like... They actually said-"

"YES, Aru!" Boo and Sheela cried together, exasperatedly.

Brynne nodded thoughtfully, "I would like to meet Ganga and Nila. Perhaps they can challenge me."

"Riiiiight," Everyone said together.

"Okay, how is NO ONE mentioning Kara acting as a villain in a fluttershy cape! AND how Kara was able to contact them!?" Mini cried, waving her arms in the air.

"Aiden and I were-"

"OH MY GOD, YES ARU!" Sheela and Boo shouted.

Aiden stared at a wall in awe, "Aru and.... I? Interest-"

"AHHHHHHH OMG, AM I A BOOK CHARACTER? BUT LIKE... Broke Up...??? No wait... I still love...? AIDEN AND I??? They Said- Omg... PLEASE SEND HELP!" Aru said, frazzled.

Boo got up, walked to the cave wall, and hit his head repeatedly on it.

Sheela followed suit.

"Do not throttle the idiotic princess. Do not throttle the idiotic princess. BREATHE BOY, BREATHE!!! YOU MUSTN'T THROTTLE THE-" Boo screamed.

Aru stared at him, "AT LEAST GIMME THE DETAILS! What else did they say?"

Boo looked about done. He looked like he jumped out of a 30 floored building from the 30th floor, died then came back to life, but was punched in the face and was left cursing the one who punched him.

"I- No wait- Forgive me Nikita, Brynne, and Sheela. But it must be done," Boo said, gravely, but absolutely done.

Brynne stared at him wide eyed, "Boo, don't you dare. Don't you dare use the glance one them-"

"Oh shut up, I'm not going to kill them." Boo deadpanned.

Nikita and Sheela stared at each other and held their breaths. Mini and Rudy just looked plain confused.

Boo walked next to the 2 humans whose brains were broken, AKA, Aru and Aiden. He rolled his eyes, "You made a mistake. You should have never 'taken a break' idiots. Honestly, in my day it was a commitment. Like... Oop- you're pretty. Come marry me! I'll figure out how to love you eventually! But Noooo you too are just like... 'Ooh~ I really like you, but I'm too stubborn for my own good! Oh wait, you like me too? Awesome! Let's be girlfriend and Boyfriend! Oh wait, You don't care for me! I'm taking a break. I'm breaking up with you! Oh but I still LOVE you! Oh my god, people ship us?? But- I- AHHHH! Seriously! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF???"

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