Yelling maniacally, a Japanese girl sprinted along the quaint gravel path leading to the stone cottage. Upon reaching the hut, she kicked the door open and entered, screaming even louder.
Peering through her binoculars, Maggie scrunched her brow in frustration. Cam sighed in worry.
"COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE," the girl bellowed at the top of her lungs.
"I'M G A Y," Cam screamed.
"SO AM I," yelled Maggie.
The two glanced at each other and giggled.
"[redacted]," said the duo as they bolted away from the very confused girl.
Said confused girl wandered away, muttering to herself in total bewilderment.
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Cam and Maggie sighed in relief as the unnaturally loud female walked out of their valley.
"Two down, two to go!" cheered Maggie.
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The Tale of Two Crackheads
ComédieTwo girls with crackhead tendencies; one looking for love, and the other searching for a cottagecore valley to live in, preferably with tall grass, lots of flowers, and a stone house with vines growing on the roof and a garden full of fruit. Oh, and...
