"✨H e l l o f r i e n d s✨," a pretty girl sang.
Cam and Maggie glanced uneasily at each other.
"✨I can see you, you know✨," sparkled the girl.
The duo backed away slowly as she advanced in a threatening manner, smiling and sparkling all the way.
"Why are you backing away? I'm a very friendly and safe person! :D"
Maggie smiled in confusion as she frantically tried to comprehend exactly how the gorgeous female was talking with emojis.
"Run," Cam hissed, "she's obviously an omnipotent being with more power than Shaggy himself."
Maggie "ah"ed in understanding and bolted away from the Asian, leaving a bewildered Cam behind.
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"WHY ARE THE LINE THINGS THAT SEPARATE SECTIONS DIFFERENT?!"
"OH GREAT SHREK SAVE US" Cam wailed.
Suddenly, a large group of tourists manifested in a poof of green swamp fog. Squealing with delight, the female pranced towards the crowd, happily voicing her joy and affection for her fellow humans.
"Oh Great Shrek, we thank you for this benevolent gift thou hast bestowed-eth on us," groveled Maggie as she wept tears of joy.
"Thank you for distracting the scary woman," prayed Cam reverently.
"✨A h , h e l l o f e l l o w h u m a n s✨"
The two rushed back to their cottage, worshipping the Great Shrek all the way.
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The Tale of Two Crackheads
HumorTwo girls with crackhead tendencies; one looking for love, and the other searching for a cottagecore valley to live in, preferably with tall grass, lots of flowers, and a stone house with vines growing on the roof and a garden full of fruit. Oh, and...
