chile its been a bit since i decided to write anyways i read some chatfics nd stuff and kind of got a better grasp on creating these so yeah its gon be a lil different if you dont remember the contacts pls go back to the first chapter anyways give feedback 🤟🏾😘 also this is a liyue chars only addition!! plus some new people added and i know signora isnt from liyue and we meet her in mondstadt but i want her and beidou to be besties 🤪🤪 —————————————————
tallahassee and 7 others are online
tallahassee: tar-tar taglia lover of snezhnayan queen~‼️🕺🏻
scaracoochie: dont fucking start with that shit..
tallahassee: there was a cat 🐱 that really was gone!
scaracoochie: yk what...
scaracoochie is offline
tallahassee: sobs.. who wants to hear me sing?
beidough: crickets... LMAO
la ignora: queue the tumble weeds....
tallahassee: y'all are so mean.. im calling peepaw 🏃🏻
broke peepaw: hmm?
tallahassee: they don't wanna hear me singg 🤧
broke peepaw: its ok childe, but your voice is quite disturbing.. i doubt that anyone would want to.
tallahassee: WH- PEEPAW-
tallahassee: you know what!11!!!?q?? if you wanna hear me sing type in chat‼️
crickets... goofy ass
rich mommy: that was very embarrassing, childe... caused more pain than when i sacrificed the jade chamber
anemo edgelord: nobody likes you childe pls go commit ✨ fork outlet ✨
tallahasse: OH HEY!! this reminds meeeeeee~!
tallahassee: this you? @anemo edgelord
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anemo edgelord: boy
la ignora: XIAO?? BAHAGSHAHA
beidough: MR. YAKSHA MAN IS THIS A SECRET OCCUPATION YOU HAVE BEEN HIDING?? LMAOOO
la ignora: THIS IS EMBARRASSING U GOT CAUGHT IN 4K 😮📸
rich mommy: xiao? are you pole dancing..?
broke peepaw: i would laugh, but i don't know what pole dancing is...?
tallahassee: protect peepaw he can't know
scaracoochie is online
scaracoochie: see now i came online to see what the image was but now i have several questions??
anemo edgelord is offline
tallahassee: NO BECAUSE LEMME GET GANYU
tallahassee has added ganyu to the chat
tallahassee: BESTIE LOOK AT THE PICTURE 🏃🏻🏃🏻 THATS UR TRAINER MA'AM?
ganyu: bestie..? yk what let me look at the pic
ganyu: XIAOBABAGAFSTAYAVHD XIAO...? POLE DANCING...? I DONT-HWGXBDB
rich mommy: ganyu is having a spasm? im not sure what she is doing.. its like
rich mommy: break dancing, but she got bit by a possum?
broke peepaw: i still do not understand what "pole dancing" is, but ganyu should go to the infirmary.
ganyu: NONO IM fInEE!!1!
broke peepaw: alright then..
la ignora: k um, me and bestie beidou saw xiao running to northland bank with his polearm
beidough: pretty sure childe is there rn.. so who gon pay their respects bcuz that mf childe is dead now
tallahassee: WAIT CHILL WTF- FRR??
la ignora: yeah he's like a few yards away
beidough: oh shit he teleported to the door
tallahassee : MF HELP ME? LIKE WTF YALL DOIN WATCHI-
tallahassee is offline
ganyu: for legal reasons, that is not my trainer don't even know him stranger danger bitch 🕵🏻♀️
beidough: ganyu- not you dropping him..
ganyu: miss ma'ams i have to go attack mfs for tax evasion u think i got time to be locked up??
rich mommy: thats my secretary i guess!
anemo edgelord is online
anemo edgelord: everyone go fucking sleep or ur next.
literally everyone is offline
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this chapter sparked joy lmk what yall think lmao heres the sauce for the pole dancing btw
https://youtu.be/SMce6niu3Kk
also none of this has canon friendships i just made them because i can. like ganyu and childe, beidou and signora!! have fun with that LMAO anyways byeee 🤟🏾🥰
