genshin impact | chat scenarios

day 8 / note

hey note first lmakmskasko
ok so like im gonna rewrite this and make it make sense
im rewriting stuff like;

the name of the book itself
name of the chapters
content in chapters
description

so basically a whole glow up yk
also a reminder to go read lacuna because its hot asf tbh
anyways day 8 go gogo

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childe
welcome to broke feud! i'm your man childe,
and we've got another good one for you tonight!

childe
we got zhongli playing for money, and mona playing for... also money!

mona
what-
i mean i want money, but like..
what-?

zhongli
i'm god and i have access
to your bank account

kaeya
woah! way to use immortality
that has caused you severe depression
and trauma to your advantage!

diluc
don't you have both of those too

lumine
dILUC-

xiao
urs is probably more severe
than his diluc

childe
now xiao do u actually
have a place to say that-

aether
STOPVEH-

diluc
xiao from what i've heard
you stay in that inn
all day with no sunlight

xiao
your only character trait is
wine and depression

kaeya
double homicide-

childe
now that was a violation

scaramouche
now stop before
they have a race for who
could become suicidal
first

rosaria
diluc would win
bUT THATS NOT THE
TOPIC

mona
yes the topic is me getting
money from childe's pockets

signora
no the topic is
why this mfs name
is childe

childe
ITS NOT MY FAULT

lumine
no because whats his name gon
be when he get older?
ADULTE?

aether
SENIORDE

signora
absolutely not my name
is too close to that
and i dont want to
associate with a blue eyed
nonny from bubble guppies

signora
"remember comrade, one day
i will conquer the world"

signora
CONQUER DEEZ NUTZ BITCH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

scaramouche
deez nutz jokes are the most low tier jokes
please stop

lumine
exactly, its like supporting dn bro

scaramouche
whats dn

lumine
SUPPORTING DEEZ NUTZ 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

scaramouche has gone offline

mona
childe can i get my fucking mora now

childe
u can get it fine

mona
finally gosh

childe
MORA DEEZ NUTZ 🤣🤣🤣🤣😘😘😘

mona
my astrologist predictions say in about 2.5 seconds i am
going to come down there and beat your ass

rosaria
mona's stars don't like bestie
u best get on

zhongli
whatever broke feud
game you we're talking about
doesn't matter anymore

zhongli
because when mona hate crimes
you i will collect your mora
like its minecraft exp

mona
like its SONIC RINGS BITCH

kaeya
u know ur in a chat
with a bunch of knights
and two gods right-

aether
lets remind ourselves:
murder is illegal!

aether
unless its lumine

lumine
i'll fight you like u tried my
abyss heralds bitch

aether
FUCK U LETS FIGHT THEN

rosaria
u gon look like
a deer in the headlights
when lumine pulls up
with the whole abyss order

aether
i control all the elements im
basically the god of gods what
u on about

kaeya
im like the god of you
i solo goku 📣‼️

diluc
only solo u were was when
you got abandoned by ur dad
when them archons destroyed
ur nation

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