genshin impact | chat scenarios

day 6 (sPeCiAl cHaPteR)

woah kaeya and diluc (not kaeluc) special chapter⁉️⁉️😈😱😱
yeah lol anyways thanks for 460 reads? i made this because i was bored?
anyways yall ever just go on pinterest for 2 hours looking at fanart
is that normal
haha... enjoy ig
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diluc
kaeya i have a secret..

kaeya is online

kaeya
what is it

diluc
do you really want to know?

kaeya
duh

diluc
okay.. here it goes..

diluc is typing...

15 minutes later

kaeya
is it really that long
or do you just type as slow
as my attack speed

diluc
alright. the secret is....

i hate you.

kaeya
now why would u-

kaeya
hart❤️been broke 💔so many times ⏱iii dont know 🤷🏽what to believe😦

diluc
heart*

kaeya
i- BROTHER

kaeya
i am sitting here crying my
eyes out.. and u sitting here correcting
sPELLING⁉️

diluc
yes.

kaeya
this isn't very plus ultra
of you

diluc
what? no, its very plus ultra.
its even multiplication ultra 😤

kaeya
wow ur so funny..

diluc
i know right?

kaeya
hey wait-

diluc
what?

kaeya
do you have the vAsE

diluc
um, no..?

kaeya
yes u do

diluc
no i don't

kaeya
bet. so if i go over to the dawn winery
rn, its not gon be there? i'll even
start a call so you can catch yourself in 4k
😗📸

diluc
hey now lets no-

kaeya started a call

kaeya: "alright brother, ready to get caught in 4k?"

diluc: "ready to get slapped with my claymore?"

diluc: "actually, ad-"

kaeya: "im here~!"

kaeya: "your little maids are very welcoming"

kaeya: "though, one of them are kind of looking at me weird"

diluc: "who? wait thats-"

kaeya: "well! would you look at that, there's the vase."

diluc: "okay whatever! can you leave now, your stench is gonna take up the whole place"

kaeya: "hEy- i use scented soap! i'll have you know that i smell immaculate!"

diluc: "just get out."

kaeya: "no lol. im going to explore your little abode."

kaeya: "gosh, that maid is still looking at me."

kaeya: "shawty i know im hot but good grief.."

diluc: "adelinde?"

kaeya: "that's what her name card says, yeah"

kaeya: "she's coming up to me-"

kaeya: "MA'AM- WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK-"

diluc: "UM."

kaeya: "DILUC IS YOUR MAID A CANNIBAL SHE TRYNA EAT ME"

diluc: "told you to get out, and you kept cutting me off"

kaeya: "MISS ADELINDE! TAKE ME ON A DATE FIRST BEFORE YOU EAT MY ASS"

diluc: "you don't even have ass"

kaeya: "THATS NOT THE POINT! YOUR MAID IS LITERALLY A CARNIVORE DINOSAUR"

diluc: "how is that my problem."

kaeya: "YOU-"

diluc: "-need to solve that yourself. now goodnight!"

call ended
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hehe
i fought childe yesterday and it took me 4 mins to do it
im built different 😈😈😈‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😱😱🥶🥶🥶🤬🤬😡🥵
anyways hope u liked it bye