day one i guess

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author added: basically everyone relevant in teyvat to the chat


author:
be friends lmao


author left the chat


basic sibling:
um?


elsa:
well hello there~


kfc man:
why is he here-


kfc man:
i already hate it here


elsa:
why so meann?


kfc man:
bye


kfc man left the chat


basic sibling:
PLSS-


drippy sibling:
chat got made TWO SECONDS AGO
and y'all already starting


elsa:
he's just edgy



tallahassee:
not you calling him edgy
like xiao isn't in this chat


anemo edgelord:
.


tallahassee:
oh you're here- LMAO


anemo edgelord:
stfu ed sheeran your irrelevant ass
hasn't made a song since december


tallahassee:
i-


la ignora:
oop tartar sauce
on hush mode gotta go 🤸🏾‍


elsa:
LMAOO


broke peepaw:
hi


barbie toes:
omg hi archon friend!!!!11!112!


broke peepaw:
...im leaving


broke peepaw has left the chat


drippy sibling:
venti your presence has literally
made him irritated BAHHAHA


barbie toes:
:(


elsa:
diluc type beat 🙄
acting so irritated for no reason


kfc man has entered the chat

kfc man is typing...



basic sibling:
PESHYVGHKJLK-


dandelion tights:
im conflicted..?


drippy sibling:
shhh!!


kfc man:
wtf u said about me u little frozen chicken popsicle down bad flirty ass tootsie roll built mf?


kfc man: i will shove my claymore up your ass


elsa:
idk maybe it'll feel good or sum??


dandelion tights:
kaeya i cant do this today 🚶🏾‍


drippy sibling:
AYO?


tallahassee:
KAEYA ARE YOU DENSE


basic sibling:
@barbie toes come purify this nasty mf


barbie toes:
not even i could do such thing


barbruh:
hello?


dandelion tights:
oh no child dont watch this please go back


barbruh:
i scrolled up a little and i will now be leaving.


albaedo:
so im guessing this is the reason
i saw diluc chasing down kaeya with his claymore on fire?


dandelion tights:
unfortunately..


miss 20 mora:
ayo someone buy me some popcorn so i can watch too


drippy sibling:
@rich mommy hey mommy buy us popcorn


rich mommy:
mommy? absolutely not.


rich mommy has left the chat


drippy sibling:
wow..


miss 20 mora:
bro i still want popcorn tho


la ignora:
hey rich hydro daddy give her some mora


tallahassee:
why must i be wanted by all these women


scaracoochie:
stfu your hair is literally equivalent to a pineapple


drippy sibling:
bro go fucking sleep


basic sibling:
facts


elsa:
DILUC IS STILL CHASING ME WTF?? HELP


broke peepaw: sorry, too old to see shit 👨🏾‍🦯


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well there goes day one

i had fun writing this LMAO

hopefully you eNjOyEd?

see ik people put how long it was at the end but like idk so yeah FGJHKJL

dont mind my terrible grammar i REFUSE to reread and actually edit so yeah

and also pretend the emoji's arent black i forgot how to change the color

anyways bye

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