genshin impact | chat scenarios

day 7 i think

hey guys sorry for evaporating off the face of the earth im lazy
anyways ive been making a plot for a modern au fanfic with genshin chars and my own oc's
idk how to write tho but what would yall think about that
it'll probably slow down updates on this book tho (they were already slow but yk lmao)
also should i add a yn
anyways lmk
heli ik ur reading this hello
enjoy the chapter
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random people i decided to add in this chapter are online

childe
she in the gym tonight

kaeya
WORKOUT IN THA PUSSY AYE

childe
IM GETTIN RIPPED TONIGHT 💪🏻

kaeya
RIP THA PUSSY AYEE 🐱‼️

childe
IM GOIN IN TONIGHTT 😩😩

diluc
shut up

xiao
cease to exist pls

rosaria
^^

kaeya
well golly gosh i was just tryna vibe 😕

childe
y'all aren't fun good grief

rosaria

i am very fucking fun excuse me?!??!?

diluc
no its the fact that you're literally screaming lyrics in your home waking up the whole damn nation

xiao
i swear to rex lapis childe if you don't shut up my foot will go so far up your ass my toenails will play with your small ass brain

zhongli
swear to who?
i know you aren't swearing on me?

xiao
i-

childe
no no no, because what we aren't gonna do is make a goofy ass lie and then go on and swear on my husband 🙄🤚🏻

childe
you know your foot tall cRawLing iN mY skINNN headass not even gon have long enough legs to make it to my stomach

zhongli
i appreciate you for trying to.. protect me? but i'm pretty sure xiao is going to mentally and physically abuse you in a moment..

xiao
absolutely correct 😁

xiao is offline
childe is offline

kaeya
well damn

diluc
you would be damn near death if it wasn't illegal
but we cant have everything, can we

rosaria
thanks for sharing diluc!!

lumine
im conflicted what happened

zhongli
well, xiao is slipping childe into a coma, while diluc is verbally abusing kaeya.

lumine
oh nothing new lmaoxoaksamkda

timeskip because yah

eula
hello?

kaeya
..

xinyan
.

kaeya
wadee in the water..!

xinyan
wadeeeee in the water, children!!

(PLEASE I BEG OF YOU UNDERSTAND THE JOKE EHFEHFSJ)

diluc
now who let eula in here

eula
i let myself in, im a knight

kaeya
you'll be dead at night

diluc
kaeya you have earned a portion of my respect for that, don't make me regret it

kaeya
omg yay

jean kicked eula

jean
we don't like trash here, we keep our quarters clean.

xinyan
GO YOU EHAFAFJHGFVB

kaeya
harriet tubman taught us well

(im aware harriet tubman doesnt exist in teyvat but the joke is funny)

xinyan
thank you dear sister 🙏🏽

kaeya
HAHAHDBAHJ YES I LIKE YOU

xinyan
NEW BESTIE HEAFBNMN,XFB

lumine
ive had enough of yall oh my god

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lol yeah

ik the spacing of the text randomly got different but i had to switch from ipad to pc because of class ahfajfeaf

i'll change it later or whatever

anyways be sure to give input on what i said at the beginning of the chapter

byeeee ✌🏾