genshin impact | chat scenarios

day 10

hi guys sorry i disappeared ive been making tiktok content lolz
yall should follow tho ngl @/kaeyashotfursona
i make cool content and i have 103 followers 😁🤞🏾
enjoy
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childe:
hello

scaramouche:
ew..

signora:
you're an embarrassment

childe:
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO

dottore:
everything dumbass

(yes i added him just for a harbinger chapter)

childe:
i hate all of you 😞✌🏻

scaramouche:
we hate you too prince harry

childe:
MANNN
im leaving

childe has gone offline

signora:
dont worry bout his ass
he'll be back in 5 seconds

dottore:
he's too lonely to
go somewhere else
anyways

childe has come online

childe:
llooik man its haed our heare

scaramouche:
did you forget basic english
in those 5 seconds

childe:
bro lawve me alqobe

dottore:
what the fuck are you
trying to say

childe:
i jahste you

signora:
we jahste you too 😁

childe:
Do you wish that I speak in this manner? Does this grammar satisyf your craving?

scaramouche:
man how tf you try so hard
to use grammar and then
u misspell satisfy

childe:
FUCKYOAYBSIANA

dottore:
what is a "fuckyoaybsiana"
is that some type of snack?

signora:
is it a.. family member?

(i apologize in advance)

scaramouche:
why do i hear music??

childe:
yeha i whare muisc to

dom toretto:
did you just say.. family..?

dom toretto:
NOTHING is stronger than FAMILY
stop bullying this poor boy
this INSTANCE

signora:
WHY CANT I INSULT HIM
ANYMORE

childe:
Suddenly.. I feel,
empowered?

scaramouche:
i physically cannot move
my fingers to call him
something rude

childe:
Like I can take over the world!
All with the power of family..

dottore:
who tf is dom toretto and
can i kill him

signora:
how do we stop childes
god complex

scaramouche:
i have an idea

scaramouche:
teucer died

childe:
WAGT??

dottore:
dumbass

childe:
my power is gone..
i feel weak

signora:
u was weak from the jump??
you got ur marbles rocked
by a 4'11 TRAVELER

childe:
im gonna jump off a cliff

dottore:
can i have ur money when
you die

childe:
no

dottore:
then i'll just have to
take it myself. 😇

dottore has gone offline
childe has gone offline

scaramouche:
dottore just used
an emoji.. AND A PERIOD..

signora:
childe gon die today