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Naruto: Temari just fits any guy honestly, she's such a strong character that you can put her with any man and automatically it'll be successful 10/10
Sasuke: She really does fit the 'I'm not like other girls' trope but doesn't make it annoying because of how in your face it would be 10/10
Sakura: She'd more or less knock sense into Sai rather than gently inquire about his wellbeing. Not that she's a brute or anything, but when it comes to catering to your husband's needs I feel she has a more assertive attitude 7/10
Sai: I like to be caressed and reassured. Temari is an amazing woman, but compared to the others I feel like she'll give me a lot of tough love, which I'm not a fan of 5/10
Kiba: She'd most likely pull a move like my mom and chase Sai away because he isn't in that state of mind to handle all that woman 6/10
Shino: Fifty Shades of Grey, but Temari is the dominant and Sai is the submissive 6/10
Hinata: It's the assumption that Temari can't be nurturing for me. She might be a skilled kunoichi and high ranking one at that, but she's still a woman who is capable empathizing, she might not be on the same level of it as the rest of us, but that doesn't mean she's incapable of it 7/10
Shikamaru: I for one can say that Sai will need more attention than what Temari can give him. She's kind of hard to deal with, and it'll take a special type of guy to put up with that, sometimes it's not about the fighting or the care they give, but it's about the energy that matches each other 0/10
Naruto: Say you love someone, without saying you love someone
Shikamaru: ☺️
Choji: She'd be the girl to stick up for him in a fight and give him encouraging words that he shouldn't fear the world and should grab it by the balls and drag them. She might not be whispering feel good words to him, but it'll still encourage him in the process 8/10
Ino: I want to say she can, but not every guy needs to be roughed up in order to be a man. Some guys are just sensitive and they need hugs, kisses and reassurance just like some girls would. So for these two I'm not saying it couldn't work, but to me it wouldn't work as well as it would for me or the other girls 6/10
Neji: It would be like the genderswap versions of Naruto and Hinata, and I'm kind of on board with that 10/10
Rock Lee: They'd have a powerful child though. One that's a master at wind release and has the attitude of both their parents. There's no denying that. 10/10
TenTen: Sai isn't all rainbows and sunshine, he was literally apart of the ANBU, it's just his mental state isn't the strongest. Also, Temari isn't a complete brute, she may present herself to be fierce and stern as a ninja (just like Sai) but at the end of the day she's still human 10/10
Neji: Coming from TenTen that means a lot
Rock Lee: RIGHT ‼️
Gaara: We'd at least have bonding time together as brother-in-laws 10/10
Sai: 🥳
Kankuro: We don't want him, but him being with her would mess up the algorithm. Ino and Shikamaru might end up together, then Hinata and Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura, and basically I still wouldn't have Kiba or be I'd be single so 0/10
Temari: For someone who has been poisoned more than once I really wish you'd change from one of those near death experiences
Kankuro: Oh please! We're the Sand Siblings! We do so much.
Temari: No, Gaara and I do so much. You, do something and get poisoned. But I digress, Sai and I wouldn't work, he's too pale, too emotionally dependent and too easy for me to manipulate. So as always, this prize goes to Shikamaru 0/10
Shikamaru: 🥴
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