𝑁𝑎𝑟𝑢𝑡𝑜 𝑆ℎ𝑖𝑝 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠

NaruTem

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Naruto - October 10 - Libra ♎️
Temari - August 23 - Virgo ♍️
Pairing Day: October 23

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Naruto: I remember how she found Sasuke immediately attractive the moment they met, yet she didn't bat an eyelash at me. We'd still be a power couple though 10/10

Sasuke: She's literally just what Naruko would've been so he's basically being ship with his sister, or the female version of himself 0/10

Sakura: I have to agree with Sasuke, they're both very skilled and even though they don't exactly have the same blonde hair color and eyes, they're still similar enough to pass as siblings 0/10

Sai: Alright Romeo and Juliet, this is about Naruto and Temari, not Naruko so let's start with that. Firstly, they'd be a badass couple and I can tell it would involve some 'she's not like other kunoichis' storyline, maybe even some Bad Boy and Bad Girl type of shit. Like some Harley Quinn and Joker shit and I love for that, I want to see that and these two embody that 10/10

Kiba: I ship it, I can't lie. She'd be a woman I'm sure Naruto's mother would be proud of, that and I guess I'd be with Hinata, maybe. I'm still not sure if Neji would have to die or not for that to happen, but I digress 10/10

Shino: I am confused now. These two hardly look alike, but they would be a powerhouse couple and would bring forth a child with abilities Naruto does have, but amplified with Temari abilities, the ultimate wind release shinobi... 6/10

Naruto: So why so low?

Shino: I'd like to have my child to interact with other kids that I don't have to worry will accidentally kill them one day while they're training together

Sai: I LIKE THAT SHINO

Naruto: 🥴

Hinata: I don't think Temari has the mindset to tolerate Naruto. She obviously has a type, and Naruto honestly doesn't fall under that unfortunately, but don't get me wrong, I support it, but it doesn't seem too legitimate to me 5/10

Shikamaru: I agree with Hinata. Shocking eh? Well it's true, yeah Temari can understand Naruto because of he had a similar past to her brother and she'd be able to appreciate that he came out differently, but Temari likes a challenge, personality wise. However, if they're characters are written well then they can be shipped together in anything, and Temari would look amazing with any man 8/10

Choji: That's the most Shikamaru has spoken and honestly it's gonna have to be my answer as well because it explains everything 8/10

Ino: GOING OFF SHIKAMARU'S RANT ABOUT HIS BOO, I can imagine Naruto being some kind of therapist or supporting friends for Gaara because yk he gives school shooter vibes, and Gaara takes him home one day and he meets Temari and they just establish a little sneaky link together because yes to fucking your sibling's new friend 10/10

Sakura: 👀

Hinata: 😅

Neji: She beat up TenTen, and I have yet to see them speak to each other so I'm not sure if I should support this for her, but for Naruto I'll give it a 7/10

Ino: NEJI IS A WHOLE GENTLEMAN ‼️

Rock Lee: Ouuuu powerhouse indeed! They would birth a formidable rival for the generation, though I feel like the child would be heavily shipped with Sasuke's because they would most likely be proficient with fire abilities and that would of course compliment NaruTem's child wind abilities which makes it even more thrilling 10/10

Sasuke: Why did I have to be mention?

TenTen: Hey Uchiha, don't question him. He's allowed to say whatever he wants. That's how it works her.

Sasuke: I can't ask anything?

TenTen: Your session has ended sir. Anyways, Temari and I are cool, I still want my rematch but it isn't a pressing problem for me. This ship gives me Superman and Wonder Woman vibes, but as Shikamaru explained, I think Temari would want a Batman instead 8/10

Ino: Tall, dark, handsome and intelligent 🤤

Hinata: That's a nice way of putting it actually

Sakura: I won't even say anything 😒

TenTen: Don't see why you would, he never said anything when Sai was dragging you

Ino: THIS ISNT THE PLACE FOR THAT SAVE IT FOR THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF KONOHA PLEASE AND THANK YOU 💜

Gaara: If I couldn't have him, then I'd be honored to have him as a brother-in-law. I'll happily watch my little bad ass nephew or niece 10/10

Kankuro: Nah, cause he'll still be in the house to see when my Kiba comes over 0/10

Ino: You really a dumbass, you know that?

Hinata: Ino 😅 remember this isn't the place for it

Ino: 😒

Sai: 😚

Ino: 😏💜

Temari: You two really flirting in my ship? Don't let me get hostile in here. KANKURO!! Nobody gives a fuck about Naruto stealing your man, dammit! And yes TenTen, drag his ass, you have my full support to throw fist with him. What were we talking about again? Naruto is cool and everything and I'd be happy to have a powerful child, but it's mind over muscle for me, it's no use being a powerhouse if they don't know how to utilize their abilities intelligently, and yeah, I have a type that he doesn't fit. Still would like him to be apart of the family though 💜 0/10

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(102 points)