SasuShika/ShikaSasu

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Sasuke - July 23 - Leo ♌️
Shikamaru - September 22 - Virgo ♍️
Pairing Day: July 22/ September 23

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Naruto: Okay, but how and why? Why would this happen? How would this happen? I'm confusion. Still I'll give it a 7/10

Sasuke: We'd conquer world together. I'd be the blade and he'd be the handle. So 10/10

Sakura: I just want Sasuke shipping season to end now 5/10

Sai: Who'd get pregnant though? I can't see either of them having a reason to be able to get pregnant. 4/10

Kiba: Would their child's power be some advanced Earth type Sharigan jutsu user? I don't know why but that terrifies me. 0/10

Shino: Maybe this would've been faith if I had gone on the mission with you. So I must be positive about the potential that could've been 10/10

Sakura: We need to get you out of this competition

Hinata: Temari would be upset if I voted anything over a 5 for this so 5/10

Shikamaru: This is such a drag. I can't stand Sasuke as far as Temari would throw him. Which is very far 0/10

Sasuke: That actually hurts not have mutual feelings for the one you'd conquer the world with...

Sakura: Couldn't imagine that 😒

Choji: Yikes... I'd rather not get involved 5/10

Ino: There child would have such a smart mouth though... I'm here for the genes 10/10

Neji: A power couple. It would still somewhat be similar to the nerd and bad boy trope though. Except Shikamaru doesn't seem to back down from a fight if he needs too... 10/10

Rock Lee: I agree with Neji. This pairing would be most interesting and if they were to have a child they would be a little prodigy 10/10

TenTen: Lee, they can't have a child without a good reason. Unless Sasuke is some kind of demon and impregnates Shikamaru with shadow babies or Shikamaru uses his shadows too... Nevermind 0/10

Ino: LMAOOO TENTEN YOU LITERALLY GAVE THE FANDOM AN IDEA 🤣🤣🤣 I HOPE THEY TAG YOU IN ALL THE SASUSHIKA MALE PREGNANCY FANFICS

Sakura: You did not just imply shadow tentacles male pregnancy 🤣💀

TenTen: NEXT PERSON PLEASE ‼️

Shikamaru: TenTen 😓

Gaara: I love how you are all concerned with the male pregnancies and how they'd happen 💀 4/10

Kankuro: I can't unsee that traumatizing thought. Sasuke would deserve to get pregnant like that though 10/10

Sai: 💯

Naruto: 💯

Kiba: 💯

Ino: 💯

Choji: 💯

Neji: 💯

Temari: You all already know my answer to this. FUCK NO ‼️ 0/10 NEXT

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(90 points)

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