Police: Did you kill this man?
Suspect: No, a bullet killed him. Bullets come from lead, which is a natural resource. This man died of natural causes. Case closed.
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Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Why?
Student: To open the chamber of secrets.
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Mom: Clean your room, guests are coming over.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know dinner was going to be held in my room.
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Isn't it so annoying when your friend is typing forever and all they say is Hi :)
