That moment when you accidentally text the wrong person.
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I am nobody.
Nobody is perfect.
So that means I am perfect.
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What the sign says: Do not touch.
What I see: Touch when no one is looking.
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Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 3 in the other, what do I have?
Student: A drinking problem!
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On a test:
If Johnny has 30 chocolate bars, and he eats 23 of them, what does he have? My answer: Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.
