I had coffee with red bull this morning. After about 10 minutes on the highway, I realized I left my car at home.
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You should always give 100% at work...
12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday.
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Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-Eye Deer. (sounds like No Idea)
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
