*Friend texts you at 3am*
Friend: Are you sleeping?
Me: No, I'm skydiving.
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When you're at the store and someone asks, "What are you doing here?" And you're just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants."
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When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it.
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If you try to fail, but you succeed, which have you done?
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If it's not on Google, it doesn't exist.
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