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UNKNOWN: who's ready for some ✨sparkling conversation✨ ?



KIYOOMI: not me because it's three in the morning.
talk to your real friends.



UNKNOWN: yoU'RE A REAL FRIEND TO ME BAE 😍



KIYOOMI: can i back out?



UNKNOWN: ehm no.
so anyway
i need to vent about my real bae-not-bae-just-yet 😩
and there's no way in hell i'm talking to my other friends bc they're gonna be dicks about it



KIYOOMI: and what makes you think i won't be?



UNKNOWN: no i have absolutely no misconception that you're going to be anything but horrible to me
however it's less depressing when i don't know u 😖



KIYOOMI: so you're good if i just dip and leave you on read?



UNKNOWN: well that's a dick move when i'm talkin to you about my feelings but technically speaking yeah 🙄



KIYOOMI: great.



UNKNOWN: anyway
istg this man 😩
hes gonna kill me
he's an asshole just like u
but he does it better because he's hotter
😩😩😩



KIYOOMI: you don't even know what i look like.



UNKNOWN: oh not so silent now, hUh?
anyway, yes it's true that i have no fckn idea what u look like
but it's also tru that my bby is more beautiful than u could ever be 🥲
because he is the most beautiful person that ever walked this fucking earth ❤️



KIYOOMI: um that's wrong but okay.



UNKNOWN: i thought u didn't want to talk to me.



KIYOOMI: i don't, but i'm legally obligated to call out stupidity when i see it



UNKNOWN: YOU MAY INSULT ME BUT NEVER INSULT MY BABIE I WILL CUT U



KIYOOMI: i'd like to see you try.



UNKNOWN: fiTE ME.



KIYOOMI: i refuse to debase myself by entertaining you. please stop talking to me about your boyfriend.



UNKNOWN: weRE yOU NOT EvEN LISTENING??? HES NOT MY BOYFRIEND YET.



KIYOOMI: oh my fckn god then why the HELL are you TALKING TO ME about him?!



UNKNOWN: becAUSE HE'S AMAZING 😩🥲



KIYOOMI: i hope someone punches you in the near future.



UNKNOWN: someone probably will because i definitely deserve it but that's not the goddamn point.



KIYOOMI: and what IS your point exactly?



UNKNOWN: i had one before u kept interrupting me. now i'm still talking just to spite u 😝



KIYOOMI: you're so fucking sad.



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