unknown - sakuatsu

loser

UNKNOWN: heeeyyyy bae 🥰 u miss me?

KIYOOMI: we've been talking for six days.

UNKNOWN: and counting! 😘

KIYOOMI: what do you want? It's twelve in the morning, are you seriously this lonely?

UNKNOWN: i'll have u know that i have tons of friends who are way more appreciative of me than u are 😤

KIYOOMI: then why
aren't you
talking
to
them
?

UNKNOWN: duh bc ur way more fun 😘

KIYOOMI: 😑

UNKNOWN: FINE and u responded first fucking sue me 🙄

KIYOOMI: called it. alright since there's absolutely no reason to indulge you at midnight, i'm going back to sleep.
goodnight.

UNKNOWN: WAIT. hold on it's twelve for u too? 🧐

KIYOOMI: yeah...why?

UNKNOWN: same time zone means...? 😃

KIYOOMI: ?

UNKNOWN: WE SHOULD MEET DUMMY wkydyskysjtsjt
ILL FINALLY GET TO SEE UR ABS IN PERSON 🤩

KIYOOMI: no.

UNKNOWN: whAT DO YOU MEAN NO ????😩💔

KIYOOMI: i mean i'm not going to meet a complete stranger who i've only been talking to for six days. actually five days because saturday was your "~Thing~"

UNKNOWN: but don't u wanna see how hot i am in person 🥺

KIYOOMI: if i really cared about what you looked like, i would ask you to send me a picture.

UNKNOWN: buuuttt u haven't

KIYOOMI: exactly.

UNKNOWN: which means..... 🤨

KIYOOMI: take a guess.

UNKNOWN: you like me for my personality ??? 😍😍😍

KIYOOMI: not even close. try again.

UNKNOWN: u think i'm mildly engaging and take an interest in our conversations?

KIYOOMI: i'll give you another chance since you're obviously a very a sad lonely person.

UNKNOWN: rööd. ur bored and have nothing better to do ? 😑

KIYOOMI: bingo we have a loser.

UNKNOWN: bUT I WON U DICK

KIYOOMI: on the third try
which
makes
you
a loser.

UNKNOWN: u keep talking like that and u might just drive me away u know 😤

KIYOOMI: that's been the goal all along but thanks for finally catching on.

UNKNOWN: your pain only makes me stronger
wyd

KIYOOMI: well i was trying to sleep but you sure fucked that up nicely, didn't you?

UNKNOWN: u always type with perfect grammar wtf

KIYOOMI: forgive me if i don't feel the need to appeal to you.

UNKNOWN: fucking hell i feel like i put in all the work in this relationship 😩

KIYOOMI: because you do.

UNKNOWN: then step 👏 your game 👏 the fuck 👏 up 👏 man 🤩

KIYOOMI: not for you.

UNKNOWN: okay whatever
so say we did meet in person
what would u say to me?

KIYOOMI: i'd probably punch you and walk away.

UNKNOWN: rude but valid. i'd ask to see your abs

KIYOOMI: why are you still on this?

UNKNOWN: NOW THAT I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM 😡🤜

KIYOOMI: that's incredibly creepy.

UNKNOWN: ok yeah i heard it

KIYOOMI: so you're ready to leave me alone and let me sleep now?

UNKNOWN: not even close. i'm awake cuz i just got back from this bar
fun fact: i gotta friend who can do 13 shots in six minutes???
like i think he has alcohol poisoning but still

KIYOOMI: please don't tell me about your life. it makes me really sad 😞

UNKNOWN: 🖕

KIYOOMI: jesus fine, i was kidding.
[Read: 12:12 a.m]

KIYOOMI: oh my god you're such a brat.
fine you may tell me ONE unsolicited fact about yourself. and then i'm going to sleep.

UNKNOWN: awwww i knew you loved me 😍
anyway i like romance movies

KIYOOMI: that's your unsolicited fact? that you like romance movies?

UNKNOWN: what? not up to your standards? 🤪

KIYOOMI: 🙄 no, i just thought you'd take the free pass to brag about yourself.

UNKNOWN: ooh and so were you pleasantly surprised 😘

KIYOOMI: nothing with you is ever pleasant. but knowing that you're kinda lame is fun, at least.

UNKNOWN: dick. what an absolute dick. why do u even care what movies i watch??

KIYOOMI: i don't. my best friend watches romance movies. he's also lame, just in case you thought of that as a positive.

UNKNOWN: *gasp* YOU have a best friend?? how??

KIYOOMI: and that's my cue.
night, loser.

UNKNOWN: NO don't leave me like that boo???
[Read: 12:17 a.m]

UNKNOWN: WHY
we were jUST GETTING SOMEWHERE
you're the woRST
😩😩😩