pillow princess

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UNKNOWN: i'm borrrreeeeed talk to me 😩😩😩🥺



KIYOOMI: and why, pray tell, would i want to do that?



UNKNOWN: because i'm an absolute delight and you responded immediately in the middle of the day with obviously means you've got nothing better to do 😌



KIYOOMI: stop overanalyzing. i'm just home from work today is all.



UNKNOWN: well lookie that so am i 😆
which means we can chat the day away 😍



KIYOOMI: what if i don't want to talk to you?



UNKNOWN: honestly babe do we have to go over this every time 🙄
i already know you like me so you don't have to keep pretending you don't 😘



KIYOOMI; liking you and finding you mildly entertaining at times are not at all the same thing. but nice try.



UNKNOWN: oh cmon boo you like me 😘 maybe even love me
anyway i have big news today my love



KIYOOMI: you're going to tell me whether i want you to or not, aren't you?



UNKNOWN: obviously darlin 😌
anyway, so remember my favorite person?
the absolutely amazing, beautiful, perfect one that i am definitely gonna marry some day?



KIYOOMI: how could i? you only talk about him constantly.



UNKNOWN: well he kissed me.



KIYOOMI: oh.



UNKNOWN: OH??
THAT'S IT??
I JUST WENT THROUGH THIS LIFE CHANGING EXPERIENCE AND ALL U CAN GIVE ME IS FUCKING OH??



KIYOOMI: so then you guys are together now?



UNKNOWN: okay
so
well no 😬



KIYOOMI: ?



UNKNOWN: okay so he did it when he was shitfaced and he's probably not going to remember shit about it, but he still kissed me 🥺💕
which means, subconsciously, he's attracted to me on some level yk? 😍



KIYOOMI: or he made a horrible mistake because people do that all the time when they're drunk. i had an old friend who once made out with a tree when they got hammered but that doesn't mean they're attracted to lumber.



UNKNOWN: why are you being like this?? 😩😩😩
i'm just trying to tell you that something magical happened to me and you can't even give me that goddamn



KIYOOMI: it's not very magical if it was under the influence of alcohol.



UNKNOWN: you're an absolute asshole, my love. 😘❤️



KIYOOMI: for real. i'm saying that you shouldn't be putting so much emphasis on this if he was wasted when he did it. don't you want your first actual kiss with him to be real?



UNKNOWN: excuSE YOU IT WAS REAL



KIYOOMI: i mean real as in you're both conscious and thinking when it happened.



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