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ATSUMU: HE FUCKING BLOCKED ME
HOT MYSTERY BITCH BLOCKED ME



MATTSUWAWA: Lmfao you out-annoyed a serial killer damn. He really said 'it ain't worth it'



MUKKI: he said 'i'm wasting my prime murdering years and for what?'



ATSUMU: are these two gonna be here forever 😑



YACCHAN: You know, it might be for the better Tsumubabe...



OINKOINKBITCH: they should put you undercover to investigate the yakuza



MATTSUWAWA: Breaking News: Osaka Is The First City Ever To Be Free Of Crime. 🤭



YUWUJI: they'd surrender just to get away from you 😝



ATSUMU: fuck u all i'm sad 🥲🖕



AWWKAASHI: With all due respect, Atsumu-San, I have to agree with Yachi-San. You didn't even know this person. You shouldn't mourn their absence.



YACCHAN: Yeah! And if he blocked you he's probably not that good of a friend in the first place!



OINKOINKBITCH: i'd block tsumu in a heartbeat but i still love him ❤️😝



SUGARBABY: same. do you know what kind of flack i get from my kids when my phone starts buzzing off the hook in class?



MUKKI: yoU have chILDREn?



SUGARBABY: not biologically but yes.



OINKOINKBITCH: poor Suga never grew out of his job in high school 🥲



YACCHAN: r.i.p 😔



SUGARBABY: 😑



ATSUMU: but fr it's not like i can talk to you guys about my shit you'll just be dicks about it 😩😩😩


OINKOINKBITCH: I would say have some faith in us but you're right
although Kaashi and Yacchan aren't so you have that going for you



YUWUJI: Speaking of Akaashi, how is Bokuto doing?



ATSUMU: he's good



AWWKAASHI: He's doing well.

AWWKAASHI: Wait, what do you mean 'he's good' Atsumu-San?



ATSUMU: ...he was at practice the other day doing fine? am i missing something? 🤨



AWWKAASHI: He was supposed to take the week off...

AWWKAASHI: I'll be right back.



ATSUMU: shiiiiit 😶



OINKOINKBITCH: lMAFO Bo's gonna tear you a new asshole for this



YUWUJI: honestly i'm scared of angry Bokuto. with all those muscles he could probably level a fucking building 👀



MATTSUWAWA: he's probably going to level Atsumu's head



ATSUMU: more likely he's going to cry aggressively at me 🥲



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