ATSUMU: okay so i kinda fucked up
THEWORSETWIN: and we're surprised because? 👀
DEMONSPWAN: how bad? like on a scale from 1-10?
ATSUMU: wow. thank you guys for your fucking sympathy.
THEWORSETWIN: what r we supposed to think? tsumu, it ain't exactly like we haven't heard this before. 🤷♂️
DEMONSPAWN: yeh you pretty much come to us every other day with some version of the same drama
ATSUMU: right well i'm so sorry to intrude on ur disgusting domesticity
now that ur dating its probably all
picking colors for ur walls and
like
feeding each other cereal
🤢🤮
THEWORSETWIN: you literally have no idea what people in functioning relationships do
ATSUMU: yk i think u guys somehow managed to turn into even bigger assholes when u got together
like you feed off each other
and get worse
somehow
idk how because u already suCKED ASS BEFORE
DEMONSPAWN: so like are you gonna tell us what you've got yourself so fucked up about or are we just supposed to guess. i've got shit to do.
ATSUMU: omfg like what u dick 🙄
DEMONSPAWN: your brother, asshole 😝
ATSUMU: eW EW EW EW EW I HATE YOU GUYS AHODHW
thAT'S LIKE THE INVERSE OF A YO MAMA JOKE
OMFG TAKE IT BACK I CANT UNREAD thIS SHIT
DEMONSPAWN: stop being so dramatic. we've been fucking since high school it's not like this is new information.
ATSUMU: SUNRAIN WHY
THEWORSETWIN: rin
DEMONSPAWN: whahthh what?? this is my favorite pastime don't take it away from meeee
ATSUMU: AIJSHFOIEWHOEI CAN YOU JUST BE NICE TO ME FOR ONCE IN UR LIFE
I'M MORBIDLY DEPRESSED 😞
THEWORSETWIN: omfg what is it you absolute drama queen?
ATSUMU: omi kissed me
DEMONSPAWN: sike?
ATSUMU: no
THEWORSETWIN: what
ATSUMU: he kissed me samu
DEMONSPAWN: you're talking about the guy who's had you on a fucking leash for like, seven years?
ATSUMU: that's the one.
THEWORSETWIN: oh my
wait so this is like a good thing
are you dating
do i need to threaten a bitch
DEMONSPAWN: i hate you but i'll also punch someone for you so 😬
ATSUMU: we're not together
it was mistake
like
he was
totally fucked up
drunk off his fucking ass
fucked up
he's not gonna remember shit in the morning
oh god i don't know what to do
YOU ARE READING
unknown - sakuatsu
Fanfictiondrowning under the weight of his secret love for his best friend, kiyoomi finds an outlet when he receives an accidental text from an unknown number. but he might find out that the identity of his mystery confidant isn't as unknown as he thinks. ...
