This used to be a one-shot book where I would write one-shots and occasionally take requests, but I've come to the decision that I want this to just be a writing book. So here is where I will post all of the stupid little things that I've written in...
Just something that I wanted to write before I started school. This is a reader insert.
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The mission had gone swell. Note the sarcasm. You all had barely had time to get out of the data tower before Wrecker decided to blow up the place to early. Now the entire Bad Batch, besides for Tech since he hated conflict with the others, and Crosshair since he had been injured in the blast, were going off on eachother, yelling and blaming each other.
"It's not my fault!" Wrecker yelled, glaring at the rest of you. You, him, and Hunter all stood in a circle, glaring at each other.
"Yes it is!" you yelled back, throwing your helmet on the ground. "If you hadn't blown up the tower early we wouldn't be having this conversation and Crosshair wouldn't be unconscious!"
"It's not Wreckers fault that he couldn't get out of there fast enough," intervened Hunter, glaring at the both of you. "Y/N, if you hadn't fallen, he wouldn't have been lagging behind!"
"Oh! So now you're blaming me huh? You should go blame whatever tripped me! If it wasn't in my way, we would all be fine right now!"
"Yes, I am blaming you! You were careless and couldn't be bothered to look where you were going!" Hunter said, crossing his arms. "But, I'm glad that we now agree that it isn't Wreckers fault."
"W-what? No!" you spluttered. "It still is! If you," you turned said Commando. "hadn't blown up the base to early, I wouldn't have tripped, Crosshair wouldn't have had to pull me forward, and get caught in the blast!"
"I think it's Sarges fault," Wrecker claimed, still glaring at the both of you. "If he had been more specific of when to blow the charges, I wouldn't have blown them early!"
"So now you admit to blowing the charges early?" you yelled, growing more and more frustrated.
"I did, but it's not my fault!" he retorted.
"How so?" You asked, cocking an eyebrow.
"Hunter should've been more specific of when to!"
"Don't bring me into you petty little fight!" said Hunter. You and Wrecker both glared at him before going back at each other's throats, eventually bringing Hunter into the yelling.
Tech had had enough. He was tired of you all yelling and it was starting to give him a headache. It was no ones fault and he knew that once Crosshair woke up, he would strangle them all.
"Everyone, shut the fuck up!!" he yelled, almost pulling at his hair. You, Wrecker, and Hunter all stopped yelling at each other. Turning towards him, all of your eyes were wide. "Everyone just shut up! It is no ones fault so let me have some fucking peace and quiet!"
You all stared him, a million thoughts going through your heads.
Hunter
Oh. My. Fucking. God. Where the hell did he learn that word? I will fucking murder them! I know he's old enough to swear but even then I don't swear that much. Crosshair doesn't swear enough for him to have learned it! Who taught him that word? I will strangle them!
You
Holy shit. Tech just sweared. I mean it's not like he hasn't sworn before, right? Wiat, he hasn't... HOLY SHIT WHO TAUGHT HIM THAT WORD I WILL MURDER THEM. I BET HUNTERS ALSO PLANNING THEIR DEATH.
But at the same time... go Tech!
Wrecker
Whoo! Yeah! Go Techy! I should record this!
"Tech..." you began slowly, looking at Hunter. "Who taught you that word?" Tech just continued to glare at you all.
"First off, I'm not a kid! I can fucking swear when I fucking want to! Second, where do you think I learned it? I'm not dumb! You guys swear all the time! Why should I not?" he said, calming down slightly.
"We do not swear that often!" Hunter retorted. "Tell us who taught you that word and maybe, just maybe, I won't go breaking their fucking limbs off."
Tech raised an eyebrow at Hunter, giving him a 'see?' look. Realizing what he meant, Hunter turned red slightly, and looked down.
"Now you know where I learned it!" he exclaimed. "Now because of your behavior, I am going to have to punish you."
"What? Tech, no!" Wrecker groaned, trying to grab his explosives and date pad before Tech could.
"Sorry, Wrecker. I have to," he said, grabbing them before Wrecker could. You and Hunter sighed, knowing that there was no fighting him. You watched as he grabbed your book, your DC-17's and your data pad. He then grabbed Hunters data pad and his caf. (Hey! Don't judge! I didn't know what to say!)
"Now go to your rooms and think about what you did." you sighed before picking your helmet off the ground and heading to your room.
Meanwhile, instead the medbay...
Unbeknownst to the rest of the Bad Batchers, Crosshair had been awake the whole time, staring wide eyed at the ceiling as he heard Tech swear. Tech. Swearing. That never happened.
Even when the ship had settled down and no more yelling could be heard, Crosshair still lay thinking about what had just happened.
"What the fuck."
A/N
I, uh... I don't know what that was. I just wanted to write that. Also, first time swearing in a one-shot! Go me! Anyway, stay safe and have a good rest of your day/night/whatever time it is!
QoTC:
Do you swear?
Authors answer:
Not really. I only say 'hell' and 'crap'. I do type out the f-word and the sh-word but I never say it. Scratch that, I will sometimes say the sh-word if it's in a song I'm singing but thats it. I also randomly say 'ass' but not to much. I will sometimes swear if its in a song that I'm singing.
