Dare #33: I told you to bring the damn map!

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Admin: Good moooorning!~

Chrom: Admin, it isn't morning at all. It's 9:15.

Admin: Well, all the better for this dare, coming in from--*expression darkens*

Chrom: Whoa, Admin. Is there someone THAT bad?

Admin: No. It's nobody.

Chrom: Nobody?

Admin: That's the issue! It doesn't say who dared! *sigh* Well, here it is.

-I dare Admin to get lost in the woods with Henry and Owain!

Chrom: Oh, that comment before makes sense now.

Admin: Yup! Now, let's go get lost!

~~~

Cherche: You're certain you're okay with this?

Admin: *fastens blindfold* Absolutely. After all, I'm doing it for the Vi--wait, no I'm not. Either way, I have a map.

Chrom: ... Isn't that cheating?

Admin: Nope, because I can barely read maps!

Chrom and Cherche: ...

Admin: Alright, strap us in! Don't want to fall off, after all!

Cherche: *nods*

Admin: You realize I'm wearing a blindfold, right?

Cherche: Oh, right.

Admin: Well, what are we waiting for? Up, up, and away!

~~~

Admin: *takes off blindfold when she hears Minerva flying away* That was weird... I feel kind of sick.

Henry: I could put a spell to fix that! I mean, you might cough up a bit of blood, but that's not a problem!

Admin: ... I'm good, bud. Err, you can take the blindfold off now.

Heney: Nyahaha, right!

Admin: Now, where's Owai--

Owain: *bursts out of the trees with a large stick* I have found a makeshift weapon! Fear not, now, for I can protect you in times of danger!

Admin: Good to know. Welp... *unrolls map* Let's try to get out.

~~~HALF AN HOUR LATER~~~

Admin: Henry, wait! Don't get separated from us!

Henry: I think I'll name you Alan! Do you like that name

Crow: *squawks*

Admin: Henry, that's the fifth crow you've made up your mind to bring home.

Henry: They won't live in camp! I promise!

Other five crows: *caw from Henry's shoulders*

Admin: ... I'm not doing your laundry. Now, where's Owain... Owain? OWAIN!

*shouting from the distance*

Admin: O...wain?

Owain: *trips out from behind a bush, screaming blue murder with scratches all over*

Admin: What the f--

Bear: *runs out roaring*

Admin: HOLY SW--RUN, HENRY!

Henry: *half runs, trying not to scare the crows*

Admin: OH COME ON!

~~~*Spongebob narrator voice* ONE HOUR LATER~~~

Admin: *wheeze* I think we... I think we *puff* lost it... Owain, what did you do to piss off that bear?!

Owain: I thought it was an enemy!

Admin: So you attack it?!?

Owain: A hero never backs away from an enemy!

Admin: IT WAS TEN FEET TALL!

Henry: I think it had blood around its mouth! Heehee!

Admin: *facepalm* Okay, so how are we going to get out?

Henry: We go on the path!

Admin: *sigh* Yes, Henry, but how are we going to find the path?

Henry: Y'mean that one? *points*

Admin: ... Oh.

~~~

Admin: Crap.

Owain: What ails you, my friend?

Admin: *stomach rumbles loudly*

Owain: ... Oh.

Admin: Yup. Luckily, I think I brought some jerk-- Frick.

Henry: Huh?

Admin: I must've dropped it when we were running. Now what?

Owain: We can't be far from camp. Can you wait it out?

Admin: Ha.

Admin: Haha.

Admin: HAHAHA--Yeah no, you don't want to see me hungry. If only there were some berries...

Henry: Like these?

Admin: Okay, man, I'm getting creeper out by that. Have you been spending time with Donnel or something?

Henry: *shrugs*

Admin: Well, I think these are safe enough... *pops one in mouth* *eyes widen*

Owain: What is it? Are you I'll?! I'll save y--

Admin: These are the best berries in the entire world.

Owain: ... What?

Admin: *starts filling pockets with berries*

Owain: Is this normal behavior...?

Henry: *nods*

Admin: *straightens up Okay, let's go.

Bush: *empty of berries*

Owain: *turns to Henry* ... You're sure?

~~~

Admin: *stumbles out of woods*

Henry: *hops out of woods, cawing to his new crows*

Owain: *leaps out of woods* I have emerged victorious, and behold! My companions are safe as well!

Chrom: Welcome back.

Admin: Hey, than--Are those my Cheetos?

Chrom and Gaius: Erm... *hide bags*

Admin: Why you--*gasps and doubles over*

Chrom: What?! What's wrong?

Admin: Those...Urk...berries...were bad... Aughhhhh...

Chrom: I'll go get Lissa! *runs off*

Owain: *still shouting*

Henry: *buried in crows*

Gaius: ... Well, huh. This is new. Well, ask, dare, and... It's comment, right?

Admin: *nods painfully from on the ground*

Gaius: And comment below.

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