Admin: Hello, everyone! Today, you're going to see what happens when a weird, sleep-deprived Fire Emblem Fangirl takes a shower at like 10:00 PM!
Chrom: Wait, what?!?
Admin: NOT LIKE THAT. Plus, you've already see--
Chrom: WE PROMISED NEVER TO SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN!!!
Admin: Aaannnyyyyway, I thought of a dare! *stands on box* HEY EVERYONE! IT'S SINGING TIME!
Admin: Set Elfire to your hair
Frederick: Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Lissa: Use a healing staff
Maribelle: That's out of date
Henry: Use your vital parts as Risen bait!
All: Dumbest ways to die
These are the dumbest ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-ie
These are the dumbest ways to die!
Miriel: Remove your toast with a fork.
Gaius: Let Tharja do your dental work.
Ricken: Teach yourself how to cast
Gerome: Mess with things when you went to the past.
All: Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die.
Lon'qu: Invite Admin inside *shudders*
Basilio and Flavia: Scratch Walhart's brand new ride
Cordelia: Jump off your Pegasus
Sumia: While in flight
Vaike: Challenge Teach to a sparring fight!
All: Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die.
Admin: Keep a Risen arm as a pet (Henryyyyy....)
Maribelle: Lose one of Vaike's little bets.
Chrom: Eat a tube
Kjelle: Of Mother's food
Henry: I wonder what does this spell do?
All: NO!
All: Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die.
Ricken: Go outside when it's Henry's hunting season
Stahl: Attack a fort for no good reason
Admin: Attack a Risen with nothing on you
Chrom: Don't pair up if you're only a healer
Lissa: Break your only weapon on the first hit
Admin: They might not rhyme, but they're quite possibly
All: The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die!
Admin: Be safe around Risen.
Admin: Hey! Sorry that I still haven't done the two dares pending... And that this is a day late. I couldn't finish it yesterday.
Chrom: There are more?!?!?
Admin: Yes. And hopefully, they will not stop!!! Keep asking and daring, everyone!!!
