Dare #27: Another body switch!

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Admin: Hello!

Chrom: Nice to see you again.

Admin: Hey, hey, not nice... I've been pretty swamped, okay? But i:'m working on doing updates!

Chrom: I can see that.

Admin: Anyway, today's dare comes in from @youshallnotknow666!

-I dare Henry and Tharja to switch bodies for two dares!

Admin: Alright! To Tharja's te--Wait...

Chrom: Huh? What is it?

Admin: How are we going to get them to switch? Tharja was the one that switched us, and it might be difficult for her to cast on herself...

Chrom: Huh. I guess we'll see.

~~~NANANANANA THAR-JA!!!~~~

Chrom: Admin...

Admin: *mimics tone* Chrom...

Chrom: What was with that transition?

Admin: Oh, would you let me have my Batman references? You do know how much I enjoy them.

Tharja: Yes, you should let her! *staring at Admin*

Chrom: ...

Admin: So, we have a favor to ask of you, Tharja! *smiling wide*

Tharja: *b-bmp* What?

Admin: This is going to sound weird, but... Could you switch bodies with Henry for two dares? Pleeeaassseee? Pretty please with a cherry on top?

Tharja: This is a dare, isn't it...

Chrom: Yup.

Tharja: *sigh* Fine. Get Henry and Ricken.

Admin: Ricken?

Tharja: I've been training him in dark magic. If we all pool our abilities, we should probably be able to switch.

Admin: Oooh. Gotcha! Okay, you sit tight! We'll be right back! *leaves*

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Henry: Switching? Sounds fun! Oooh! Do you think she'll mind if I cut her body up a bit?

Chrom: (in head) Oh crap oh crap oh crap. Why did we ever hire this psycho.

Henry: *still talking*

Admin: (in head) Awww, isn't he so cute? And he's violent like me!

Henry: *totally oblivious to Chrom's discomfort and Admin's feeling of comradery*

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Ricken: Huh? Can't Henry do it himself?

Admin: How do you figure?

Ricken: Well, Sumia came up to me the other day and was acting very Henry-like, while Sumia was tripping over nothing and doing flower fortunes...

Admin: Oh, right, that.

Chrom: Why are you acting so calm about this?

Admin: *dead serious face* Why wouldn't I be?

Chrom and Ricken: *back away slowly from two crazy people*

~~~AT THARJA'S TENT AGAIN~~~

Tharja: Let's get this over with.

Henry: Hee hee hee! This is gonna be so much fun!

Ricken: *nervous laugh* (in head) There are only two sane people in this tent and I'm one of them.

Admin: Wait wait wait. Back up. Why is Ricken here again?

Ricken: (^~^') (<--a good representation of his face. I couldn't resist, okay?) In case they need help! Plus, I wanted to learn dark magic, so this seemed like a good place to start.

Admin: Seems legitimate. Okay, let's begin!

Henry: *incantation*

*same purple light and red runes as when Admin and Chrom switched fly around room*

Chrom: *throat goes dry*

Henry: *finishes with a smile and jazz hands*

Admin: When you finish a spell with jazz hands, THAT'S how you know you're an awesome mage. Just saying.

Henry: Ehhh... I feel kinda... Funny...

Henry and Tharja: *run outside and retch*

Admin: We know the feel. We know it.

Henry: Huh...? I feel all unbalanced... *looks down* Oooh! I didn't have those before! It must have worked!

Chrom: Three... Two... One...

Admin: I dub thee Femry! And Tharja! You shall be called... Tharman! (@Youshallnotknow666, you are a freaking genius.)

Tharman: *blushes*

Admin: Well, you guys have to stay like that for two dares! Stick close to us for those, okay?

Femry: Okay, Boss! *smiles*

Admin: Before we close up... I need to do these two things. Femry... Smile for the camera!

Femry: *does playful peace sign pose with Risen arm's fingers, winking and grinning*

Admin: Yay! A smiling picture of one of my mage bros! And Tharman... Open his eyes!

Tharman: Gladly. I can't see.

Admin: *gapes*

Chrom: Huh? I can't see; your head is in the way, Admin.

Admin: STOP, CHROM. THEY'RE TOO AWESOME.

Chrom: O-okay...

Admin: *madly snapping pictures*

Chrom: Looks like she'll be busy for a while, so I'll close up. Thanks for daring! Ask, dare, and comment below!

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