AdChrom: Welcome back, everyone!!
Fem!Chrom: Huh? Admin, you're surprisingly cheery.
AdChrom: Of course I'm cheery! You know why?
Fem!Chrom: *eyes widen* Please tell me you didn't do THAT with my bod--
AdChrom: AGH! NO! NOT AT ALL! Actually, the opposite! This is the last dare that we have to do before we switch back!
Fem!Chrom: Really?
AdChrom: Yes! I'm so happy!!! I'll be able to see Stahl again!!!
Fem!Chrom: Well? What are you waiting for? Open up the dare!
AdChrom: Right! Today's dare comes in from @Jinx1213 again!
Fem!Chrom: We appreciate all the dares coming in from you, Jinx! *smiling*
Tharja: Isn't this Jinx person the one who dared them to switch in the first place...?
AdChrom: Jinx's dare is:
-I dare AdChrom and Fem!Chrom to go out on dates with the other's husband/wife!
AdChrom: ... I'm not cheery anymore.
Fem!Chrom: ... Wait... This was seconded by someone?!?
AdChrom: *reads again* Appears so. @Jinx1213, @TalOnStoryTime, you really are out to get us, aren't you?!?
Fem!Chrom: Crap... We might as well get it over with... *gulps*
~~~BY THE TRAINING GROUNDS~~~
Stahl: Huuurrraahhh!!! *swings sword*
Sully: *counters* Hggh! Heh... You're finally letting yourself swing straight, foodie! Damn good news!
Stahl: Ha! It's thanks to you, Sully! But watch out... I still won't go easy on you!
Sully: Pah! That's what I wanted to hear!
AdChrom: *crouching on ground from intensity of fangirling, whispering excitedly* Oooh... Stahl... So cuuuute... *eyes sparkling*
Fem!Chrom: ... That expression is really weird on me...
AdChrom: *jumps up and grabs Fem!Chrom's collar* You had better freaking treat him right on the date. But not too right. He's mine. So don't try anything.
Fem!Chrom: I'm not into that anyway. *sweating*
AdChrom: *sighs* Agggh... If he tries anything uncomfortable, tell him we switched and apologize as hard as you can. Remember that.
Fem!Chrom: Same goes for you and my Sully, okay?
AdChrom: Deal. *deep breath* Okay, let's get this over with.
AdChrom and Fem!Chrom: *walk up to Stahl and Sully*
AdChrom: Good morning, you two!
Stahl: Morning, Chrom: Morning, Admin! *smiles* Wouldn't happen to have anything to eat, would you?
Sully: *elbows Stahl jokingly in the gut*
Stahl: *gasps*
AdChrom: *bites lip to stop from running to his aid and hugging him profusely*
Fem!Chrom: Are you okay, Stahl?!?
AdChrom: (in head) Oh Naga thank you.
Stahl: I'm fine...*coughs* Sully... You've got a strong jab...
Sully: Don't you forget it.
Fem!Chrom: *smiles, then wipes it off*
AdChrom: *clears throat*
Fem!Chrom: Hey, Stahl! Do you want to go on a date?
Stahl: *brightens* Of course! Oh wait...
Sully: Go, you idiot! We can train more later. *turns to Fem!Chrom* Don't promise I won't break him, though.
Fem!Chrom: *laughs*
AdChrom: (in head) Phew... I'm lucky he's got experience with her... He is her husband, though.
Stahl: Hey, I know a nice place for a picnic! Is that good?
Fem!Chrom: *forced smile* Sounds great!
Stahl: Sweet! Let's go, then! *walks with Fem!Chrom, holding hand*
AdChrom: Well, you don't have a sparring partner now... Shall we go on a date too?
Sully: Heh! Who says I don't have a partner? *pushes AdChrom against wall* Let's go, prince.
AdChrom: *grinning while secretly sweating* (in head) Holy crap, I think Sully is the dominant one in this relationship.
Well then.
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PREPARE FOR MORE CROSS DATING AWKWARDNESS IN: CROSS DATES PART TWO AND THREE!
Yeah, I figured it would be too long if I did both dates in one part... So you get a few. Yay!
Well, I finally got back to, you know, being "productive." Except for on Ylisse High, I'm still trolling there. Whoops. Well, enjoy this!
