Dare #12: FE:A sings 4!

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AdChrom: Hey everyone! Admin here!! For anyone who's wondering...

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@jinx1213:

-I dare Chrom and Admin to switch bodies for five dares!

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Chrom and Admin: *run out of tent and vomit*)

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Tharja: Look at yourself.

Admin: OH MY NAGA I'M A DUDE!!!

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Admin: I'm AdChrom and you're Fem!Chrom!

Fem!Chrom: I have no choice, do I...

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Fem!Chrom: I feel perverted and violated all at the same time...

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Fem!Chrom: Actually, that made even less sense...

AdChrom: Anyway, today's dare comes in from... *quirks eyebrow*

Fem!Chrom: What's wrong, Admin?

AdChrom: It comes in from... My brother.

-I dare Henry to sing Fancy by Iggy Azalea!

Fem!Chrom: You have a brother, Admin?

AdChrom: Yup. He's been in My Randomness a lot, and I recently opened up an Ask/Dare book for him.

AdChrom: Crap, I sound like a self-advertiser...

Fem!Chrom: *pats back*

AdChrom: Hmm... It's probably best if you tell him. I'm usually the one that administers the dares--hence, Admin. And right now, you have my body and voice.

Fem!Chrom: Fine. I'll bring him.

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Henry: Heeheehee, okay!

Henry: First things first I'm the realest

Henry: Cast this tome and let them feel it

Henry: And I'm still in the killing business

Henry: I could burn you like I'm giving lessons in molecular physics

Henry: You should want a fun guy like this

Henry: Kill 'em right just like this

Henry: Cup of wine, cup of water, cup of mead

Henry: Purple robes, something worth half a brave in my hand

Henry: Taking all the lives straight, we never chase that

Henry: Slaying like we're bringing Walhart back

Henry: Bring the men in, where they archers at?

Henry: Blood spilling, you should taste that

Henry: I'm so Henry

Henry: You already know

Henry: I'm in the fast ship

Henry: From Ylisse to Chon-Shin

Henry: I'm so Henry

Henry: Can't you taste this tome?

Henry: Remember my name

Henry: 'Bout to blow

AdChrom: Okay, that's good! Thanks, Henry!

Henry: *frolics off destroying things with fire*

AdChrom and Fem!Chrom: ...

Fem!Chrom: ... What just happened?

AdChrom: A dare. Let's leave it at that to preserve our sanity...

AdChrom: Anyway, thanks for daring, brother who is not on Wattpad! Ask, dare, and comment below!!!!

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