bakukiri oneshots

🎥 an innocent movie night 🎥

fluff ++
funny ig but not really ++
drama lol
kamisero probs ++
seromina ++
kind of mean mina sorry—
most of this is
the bakusquad texting so slay
oh there's an encanto reference
tell me if you spot it :D

Katsuki had gone to refill our popcorn bowl after me gobbling it up during the first twenty minutes of our first movie. I had to beg him to get more but he only agreed if I slowed down on eating it and actually let him have some, which I was sort of reluctant to agreeing to, but eventually said okay.

My phone pinged and I looked at my notification, seeing our group chat active. Since my lover still wasn't back yet, I decided to humor myself with the shenanigans I already know they're doing.

bakusquad

< cumshooter
KIRI
SHARK
RED RIDING HOD
HOOD

< electric chair
ur really going to bring him into this?

< cumshooter
yeah actually i am
EIJIRO

< tie me up
what's happening?
babe?

< cumshooter
you'll see
is kiri up?

rock hard >
yeah i am c:
alright who changed my user

< electric chair
teehee
who do you think 😁

< tie me up
i mean
is it wrong?

rock hard >
no but unnecessary
whyd mina want me?

< cumshooter
OH
OHOHOHH 
bc denki thinks hes closer to you than me
and i said no
and he said yes
and now we need you to clarify

< tie me up
woah babe
thats a big word for you
you sure ur using it right?

< cumshooter
the amount of times i will send you to sleep on the couch in the future

< tie me up
damn shawty bae cant handle the truth frfr

< electric chair 
LMAO
me personally
i wouldnt take that

< cumshooter
fuck all of you at this point
except kirishima
unless he answers our question wrong

rock hard >
unless i answer it wrong?
must you guys bring me into this???

< electric chair
well it is abt you so yeah 

rock hard >
why does it matter who's closer to me?

< cumshooter
bc denks thinks hes better than me
and hes not
since one i got sero
and i knew you first

< tie me up
typing . . . 

< electric chair
um
never said that.
but okay.

rock hard > 
mina what the hell
it doesnt even matter if you knew me first we barely knew each other in middle school if at all
and me and denks have been bestfriends since the first day of yuuei
so if anything denki's closer to me

< cumshooter
srsly?
the pikachu over me?

< pikachu
im sorry did i do something to you????

< cumshooter
you mean besides be in love with my boyf?

rock hard >
ASHIDO WHAT THE FUCK