stuckony!!

chapter 9

"No idea." Bucky deadpanned.

"Buck, it's not rocket science." Steve groaned.

"Jokes on you, I don't even know what that is either." Bucky smirked proudly.

Steve groaned and facepalmed at his best friends idiocy. "Buck, it's a yes or  no question." He reasoned.

"Well I can't decide." Bucky whined. "I could either have a delicious steak with potato's and sauce." He hummed. "Or I could have a burger with extra bacon." He licked his lips at the thought.

"What's going on?" Sam chuckled as he looked between the two.

"He hasn't given me an answer yet." Steve grumbled to the Falcon.

"About?" Sam dragged out.

"Where we should eat for dinner." Steve deadpanned and the Falcon cracked up.

"Seriously Barnes?" Sam laughed.

"Or, I could have, ya know, Tony." Bucky pondered that thought then yelped when he got whacked in the head by the blonde. "What?" He whined.

"You're an idiot." Steve deadpanned then turned to the Falcon. "Sam... where should we go?" He looked at him pleadingly and tiredly because he was absolutely done with his best friend at the moment.

"Pizza!" Clint cheered as he rushed into the hotel room the three were in at the moment.

Steve sighed heavily at that, "Clint, that wasn't one of the options so-"

"Pizza sounds good." Sam hummed in agreement.

"That wasn't-"

"Shut it Stevie, pizza it is." Bucky hummed and they all walked out just to go find a pizza joint before they left to go home from the completed mission.
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"Hey, I'm a gentlemen." Bucky hummed.

"Is he?" Sam turned to the blonde who was eating pizza.

"Yeah, he is." Steve shrugged as he nodded along to the question because it actually was true.

"Really?" Clint didn't buy it. "Hang on." He held up a finger then took out his phone just to call someone while he put it on speaker too.

"To what do you owe the pleasure of speaking to me at 3:30 in the morning!" The man started off tired but then it ended with him shouting, making the others jump then instantly lower the volume before they got kicked out of the pizza joint.

"Hey love." Steve smiled as he heard the billionaire on the other end of the call.

"Good mornin' little one." Bucky hummed then took a drink of his Coke.

"Hi Cappy, hi amore mio." Tony spoke softly to the two. "What Barton?" He groaned at the archer.

"Is Buchanan a gentlemen?" Clint asked as he ignored the tone in the billionaire's question.

"Yeah, why?" Tony was beyond confused as to what kind of conversation they were having at 3:30 in the morning and, from what he could tell, at a restaurant too.

"Told ya." Bucky smirked as he tossed an arm over the back of the blondes chair with a hum.

"Buck." Steve sighed with a scoff as he gave the brunette a look.

"What?" Bucky gaped at the look he was receiving.

"Buchanan, you are literally have on of the worst mouths that I know of, how?" Clint scoffed in disbelief.

"Me?" Bucky pointed to himself at that.

"Yeah." Clint nodded along.

"Nope, that's Stevie." Bucky pointed to the blonde sitting right next to him on the chair he was somewhat leaning on.