stuckony!!

chapter 43

"Ya know, I think somebody likes you." Tony sang all too sweetly to his eldest son.

"What? Who?" Harley looked at him curiously.

"Seriously?" Tony gave him a dead look. "Never mind, you're about as oblivious as your dad." He waved him off while the blonde made a face at the comment and the older brunette laughed.

"What' I do?" Steve looked at his husband once the man walked into the kitchen again.

Tony chuckled as he waved him off lightly then started to talk to the other two.

Their doorbell rang and the three turned their heads to see who it was.

Harley got up and opened the door just to invite his robotics team in.

"This is my Uncle Hawkeye." Harley gestured to the archer who cocked a brow at him then faced the group of teenagers that were looking at him weirdly all of a sudden. "And this is his wife, my aunt Laura."

"Hi." Laura smiled kindly at them.

"You already know my mom, dad, and Pop." Harley waved them off as they gave him looks for brushing them off like that.

"Well thanks a lot." Tony huffed.

"Do we get to see them do any cool Avengers stuff today?" One looked at the teen expectantly.

"No, my parents are about as boring as a book." Harley insured as the three glared at him while the archer and his wife laughed.

"Who is she?" Another pointed at the teen girl in the technical teens living room.

"She's pretty." Another looked at her dreamily while the teen girl was talking to the brunettes brother and her own siblings, laughing along with them too.

"Yeah, cool." Harley waved off then went back to fiddling around with the arrowhead.

"What's her name?" One asked him.

"Lila... I think." Harley pondered then shrugged as the Sergeant and the billionaire facepalmed as the Captain laughed.

"She's pretty." One hummed then got up and walked over just to start talking to her.

"The name's Lila." The teen smiled as she held out her hand for the other teen to shake.

"My name's Caleb." The teen smiled at her then they started to talk.

"Uh... who's the geek that's talkin' to my little sister?" Cooper muttered to the brunette.

"That's Caleb. Don't worry about him. If anything, he's probably so scared about actually talking to a girl, and one talking back at him, that the only harm that will come to her is if he accidentally electrocutes her." Harley shrugged.

"Well thanks a lot." Cooper scoffed then walked over and started to practically interrogate the guy who was talking to his little sister; he may not get along with her but he'll be damned if some other teen boy only shows interest in his little sister just to get in her pants.

"Peter, move your ass." Harley shoved his brother.

"Harley." Tony glared at him and the teen froze, suddenly remembering the last time he said a word in front of the archers kids and he most definitely did not want that to happen again.

"Alright, I'm sorry!" Harley pleaded before he got his mouth washed out with soap again.

"Cooper, move your ass." Nate glared at his brother as he's clearly been spending too much time with the other family that hearing Harley curse so openly and carelessly really isn't good.