stuckony!!

chapter 28

"Shut up you assholes. I didn't do one Goddamn thing." Clint glared at the two.

"Oh Laura!" Sam sang as he called out for the archer's wife.

"Shut up!" Clint slapped him in the arm as he glared daggers at the Falcon.

"What's wrong?" Laura chuckled as she walked in with some of the other girls as well.

"Oh goody, they're all here to see you get your ass kicked." Steve smirked then laughed when he got hit in the arm by a towel.

"What?" Laura laughed lightly at him.

"He flirted with someone." Steve informed the woman just to rush away instantly when the archer went to punch him.

"Rogers!" Clint shouted at him.

"What?" Laura's eyes widened then turned to her husband instantly.

"No, I didn't. I swear, I didn't. I was talking to her, that's it." Clint instantly turned to his wife at that.

"I'm fine Clint, I flirt with people all the time." Laura shrugged and waved it off carelessly while the guys eyes widened at that as the girls didn't even seem phased.

"You what?" Clint gave her a look.

"What's happening?" Tony walked out rubbing his eyes with the Sergeant walking behind him and looking around, probably for some food.

"Laura flirts with other men!" Clint pointed at his wife instantly while the brunette's gaped at that.

"Is he that bad in bed?" Tony turned to her just to laugh and duck instantly when he got a pillow thrown at his head.

"Shut up Tony!" Clint glared at him then turned to his wife again. "What the hell Laura? We're married!" He gaped.

"So? It's just aimless flirting. It's nothing, just like you said." Laura chuckled as she waved it off carelessly.

"No it's not!" Clint exclaimed. "You're hot first of all!" He gestured to her while she cocked a brow then laughed as the guys nodded their heads along to that instantly. "You flirt with a guy, they're thinking that they're finally gonna get laid. I flirt with someone, they think, 'oh goody, another one.'" He mocked as the girls laughed and the guys nodded along again. "So no, it's not the same at all! It doesn't matter what I do, I'm nobody." He then held up a finger to the guys and gave them looks. "Don't even start with me you assholes." He glared then turned back to his wife. "But you're hot, okay? Beautiful. So no, you can't flirt." He emphasized to her.

"I can't flirt but you can?" Laura worded it for him.

"Yeah." Clint hummed as he nodded along.

"And now she's probably going to sleep alone in said bed." Tony muttered to the archer which he almost got elbowed in the side but the Sergeant stopped it instantly.

"What are you doing?" Bucky cocked a brow at him as he grabbed the archer's arm and gave him an unamused, somewhat bored look.

"Forgot." Clint muttered then turned to his wife again.

"Clint, this is literally nothing. Guys don't actually think that." Laura chuckled as she waved it off.

"Yes, they genuinely do." Sam butt in.

"Yeah, I would if a woman like you flirted with me." Scott reasoned with a small shrug as he agreed.

"Tony's the deciding vote." Laura declared.

"Me? Why me?" Tony whined as he was finally drinking his milkshake now.

"Tony." Laura gave him a look.