Loki imagines

"I deserved that, didn't I?"

Bad language. Steeb doesn't wike it.

"Thor, I'm going to ask once before I burn the whole fucking building down: Where. Is. Loki."

"Y/n, please calm down. There are Midgardians here."

"I don't give a fuck! I THOUGHT LOKI WAS DEAD, THOR." I forced myself to lower my voice a bit. "I just need to see Loki. Maybe punch them a few times. Please."

CUT!
Hi, I'm Y/n and my life is an absolute mess. Do you want to know how I got here? Screaming at the god of thunder, while holding a dagger?

Yeah, there's actually a pretty easy explanation. Loki is an asshole.

Right, maybe not that simple.

Here's a longer version, where I don't look like a complete psychopath.
Loki and I had been dating for years, but that was before they found out about their heritage. I tried to help them as much as I could, but it wasn't enough. So, when they tried to destroy Jotunheim, I wasn't surprised.

Now, here's why I'm so pissed. I could live with a power hungry, world destroying partner, what I can't live with is that said partner, tried to kill themselves, not hesitating a second to throw away all that we had.

Now that you have the context: on with the story

Thor gave a tired sigh, but nodded nonetheless. "Fine... Ceiling-man? Could you please tell my brother to come down to the room of the living?"

"Of course, Pointbreak." When the ceiling responded I was startled at first, but I overcame the shock quickly.

I stormed forward, in the direction where that 'room of the living' was, as Thor called it. When I slammed the door open, several heads snapped into my direction, but I couldn't care less at the moment.

For a few seconds I awkwardly stood there, waiting for the god to show up. Thankfully only a few seconds later, Loki stormed into the room, annoyance written all over his face.

"What do you want brother?! I swear, if you called me because you ran out of Pop tarts again, I will stab-" He stopped in the middle of his sentence, staring at me.

He looked different, than the last time I had seen him. His black hair now reached down to his shoulders in soft curls and his face no longer held that mischievous, yet innocent look, his eyes seemed cold and distant. Well, except for the expression of utter shock written across his features. The moment I saw him, anger (and maybe a bit of relief) overtook my senses completely, making me forget where I was.

"YOU!" I  screamed out angrily, taking big steps towards him, as I proceeded to yell at Loki. "YOU FUCKING STUPID IDIOT! I THOUGHT YOU DEAD! I MOURNED FOR YOU!" I stepped even closer, poking him in the chest. "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I FEEL LIKE? HMM? DO YOU?"

He didn't say anything, probably still shocked to see me. I decided that this was probably the best opportunity I'd get, so I stepped forward and slapped him in the face. Hard.

Loki's head was thrown back by the force of my punch and his cheek already started to get a faint red colour. Loki slowly turned his head towards me, a small smile lingering on his lips. "I deserved that, didn't I?"

"Really?! That's all you have to say after one fucking year?!"
His smile disappeared and he gulped weakly, looking down onto the floor, gathering his courage before he faced my furious glare.

I raised an eyebrow, making him sigh.
"I- Y/n.... I'm so sorry... I shouldn't have let go that day an-" I interrupted him with a hug, not bearing to be around him without holding him close.

My mood swings are on point, I know.

He was clearly surprised, but still hugged me back. I missed holding him, but when I felt the god relax in my embrace, I couldn't help myself. I was the goddess of chaos and revenge afterall.

Before he could do or say anything else, I kneeled him in the crotch, earning a loud yelp from him.

Now grinning widely, I looked down at his hunched form on the ground, happy to be able to do that.

As I was occupied enjoying my partners's pain, the male Avengers glanced at Loki with a sympathetic look, some even wincing in pity, while a certain redheaded assassin smirked along with me.

The raven-haired god looked up at me, his features still showing pain, but also the faintest trace of a smile. "Alright.. I deserved that one too, just could you please stop punching me now?"

I considered his request for a moment, before nodding silently, waiting for him to get up.

When Loki finally stood again, a green shimmer of magic emerged from his body. At one point I had to look away, the light becoming too bright to look at. When it started to disappear, I faced the god again, only that the god was now a goddess.

She chuckled softly "Sorry darling, but this is just protection for my future children."
I smiled back "What makes you think I want children?"

Loki smirked "Right, my apologies. Future potential children, who possibly won't ever exist."

She stepped forward again, wrapping her arms around me tightly, but kept her private parts in considerable distance from my knee. Although Loki was in her female form now and also had the anatomy of a woman, better safe than sorry.

I hugged my goddess back, burying my face in the crook of her neck.

"You know, even though I love you, in moments like these you make it incredibly hard not to punch you in the face." I felt her chuckle quietly against my neck, pulling me closer than before.

"I love you too, darling. I am so sorry I left you... The moment I let go of Gungnir, I regretted it."

"I hope you did. Otherwise I'd be forced to hit you, until you do."

Loki pulled back slightly, just to crash her lips on mine, kissing me hungrily. She took me by surprise, but after a moment, I eagerly responded, pouring all the emotions I kept bottled up for the past year into the kiss, not even thinking about the team of superheroes watching.

We only pulled apart after one of the mortals, I believe he called himself the man of iron, cleared his throat behind us. Now both grinning widely, Loki and I turned around to the small group of people.

"Sooo, reindeergames isn't single. Anyone else surprised? No? Just me?" said the iron guy, looking at his clearly not surprised teammates.

The red-haired woman rolled her eyes "If you hadn't been late to the meeting, again, may I add, you would have heard that Loki's partner going to come today."

He just awkwardly cleared his throat, before he looked back at me "So you and reindeer games, huh? What's your name by the way?"

I burst out laughing "'Reindeer games'! I'm definitely using that!" Loki groaned beside me, clearly regretting to have me anywhere near the man of iron.

"Aww, come on Lokes, don't be like that. I deserve to have a little fun on your cost, don't you think? Oh, and I'm Y/n."