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Kidnapped-Multiverse Englisch

P.O.V. Zombey
(Konversation between Zombey=Z and Error 404=404)
404: Ah, you are finally awake.
Z: What are you doing?
404: You are not asking questions! This is a kidnapping.
Z: No it isn't. I am awake.
404: Wha- I think you are missunderstanding me...
Z: Nope, I am not. You said that this is a kid napping.
404: No I kidnapped you. You understand now?
Z: Kidnapped...that means you bring me far away from my family and friends, where no one can find me?
404: Exactly.
Z: Sounds perfect for me. They were too annoying anyway.
404: Wait what?! Kid are you okay?
Z: I would like to say so.
404: What have your friends and family done to you?
Z: They told me to do all the cleaning in the house...keep watch on the wall, do all the shopping in the two
     households and then they kept annoying me with pans the whole time.
404: Listen, I'll take you home again. This is probably the best, and most importantly, relax when you are at
         home.
Z: I don't want to go home...
404: Should I drop you by the bad guys?
Z: yes! Please, please, please Mr. 404.
404: Please call me Error 404 or 404...if something is...just call my name. I like to "kidnap" you when it is.
Z: Thank you 404. Can we draw next time?
404: Gladly, see you next time, little one.
Z: Until next time, 404 and...my name is Zombey...just so you don't keep calling me little one.
404: Good. C'ya Zombey.
Z: C'ya 404.

It's a little shorter but yes. This is how Zombey met Error 404 the second time. Read on and stay relaxed, your Paldadobey.