AU Oneshots

Annoying Sidekick-Criminaltale

P.O.V. Michael

I just walked through an alley which was dark. I love dark alleys because they are full of mysteries and bad guys. I just came to Greenwich from Hamburg in Germany and searched for an adventure. I robbed some people and my reputation was too low in Hamburg. So, I moved to Greenwich. I didn't have to wait long until someone tried to rob me. I quickly pushed and pinned my attacker to the ground which was very easy because they weren't armed and a bit weaker than me. My attacker was taller than me though. They had covered their face with a black mask which I removed gently.
Michael: Were you really trying to rob me?
???: Who do you think you are?
Michael: I could ask you the same, I am from Hamburg in Germany. I robbed many people there and had to move.
???: Than you wouldn't snitch on me, would you?
Michael: If you tell me your name, no.
???: I am Maurice and you?
Michael: Michael. What kind of criminal are you?
Maurice: I am more a playboy as a criminal but I wanted to try.
Michael: That is a lie.
Maurice: I am a criminal playboy, I rob guys and play with girls hearts.
Michael: Ooooh~ A bad boy. You aren't straight, are you?
Maurice: Who do you think you are in asking me that?!
Michael: You like me, don't you?
Maurice: What?!
Michael: Why are you blushing?
Maurice: I am not blushing.
I wanted to annoy the blonde playboy as much as possible. I just told him that he is blushing so that he will blush. My plan worked just as I wanted it to work.
Michael: You're bisexuell, aren't you?
Maurice: Let me go and I take you with me.
I released him but watched him while he was standing up. Then I stood up and he grabbed my hand.
Maurice: Just be quiet, okay?
Michael: No~ I don't want to~ You're mean!
Maurice: What?
Michael: You're mean! You just want me to be quiet...
Maurice: Sorry.
Michael: Sooo...are you straight or not? I will tell you what I am when you tell me what sexuality you have.
Maurice: There we go again...do you ask strangers often about their sexuality?
Michael: Nooo...just asking you. Are you or not?
Maurice: Can I lie?
Michael: Nope.
Maurice: Good, you've won. I am bisexuell. Are you happy now?
Michael: Oooooh~ I never knew that bisexuell playboys exist. That is exiciting.
Maurice: Stop to annoy me please.
Michael: I am gay, I hope you don't mind. I had a girlfriend but my parents are homophobic and because of that I had a girlfriend. Did you know that, in really, really strict religious families, being gay is a sin? I was brought to the church very often and had to act like I'm straight because of my parents. You know the funniest part?
Maurice: No?
Michael: My girlfriend was lesbian. She loved a girl and at the end they came together. They hid it as long as they lived with their parents.
Maurice: Really interesting story but you talk a little much, don't you?
Michael: Sorry if I annoy you but that is my personality...I talk very much and I am annoying. You are the first one that doesn't send me away after a few seconds.
Maurice: And what?
Michael: Could I maybe be your sidekick? It is okay if you don't want me to be your sidekick, but I won't be so annoying if we get to know eachother better.
Maurice: Really?
Michael: I promise.
Maurice: Let's see what my friends think of you.
Michael: Friends? Are they criminals too?
Maurice: Yes.
Michael: How many friends do you have?
Maurice: If I tell you, will you be less annoying?
Michael: I won't ask so many questions anymore.
Maurice: Good, I have ten friends.
Michael: That are many friends! I want to meet them!
Maurice: I am bringing you to them already.
Michael: Yay!

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