AU Oneshots

The Smoker Duo?

After Timeline 1
Person in Control of Timelines:
Zombey

In the pause of my AU, just after the first timeline we had, Underswap broke, because the player had reset randomly. Carrot (Underswap!Papyrus) had met up with me in my little Antivoid, which was my own actually. In here I had recreated Snowdin, but in two little details, it was different. It was completely empty of people and I had created a little path, leading to an igloo with two chairs in front of it and exactly here, we sat. He suddenly got out a lighter, before a
he turned away and then, when he turned back around, he was smoking. He only lit his cigarette, which I can't just forbid him. He is a real smoker, so it would be hard for him to stop it, even if it was for a few hours only. The way he did it, it was fine. He then looked at me, asking me:" I know I shouldn't do this, as your body is atleast partly human, but do you want one? It reliefs stress y'know?"" Well...trying won't hurt me I guess, but I surely won't be a smoker like you, so only one. It could mess with my system tho...", I answered, before he gave me one."Don't worry, I'll carry ya home then, no matter what happens.", he meant, before I carefully breathed in, nearly inhaling the smoke by accident, before I let it out. The smoke looked cool and Carrot wanted to know:" How is it now bud'? Ya feelin' better yet?""It feels...a bit weird...but I feel better.", I said, nearly whispering. My body felt a bit weird as the nicotine got into my system, which happened with everytime I breathed the smoke in and let it out. Then the cigarette was finished and I somehow felt...much better. I was less stressed and it felt good to smoke, but I wouldn't do it again, to be honest. Mau would be so mad, if he would know that. My body began to feel a bit fuzzy afterwards and I was a bit sleepy, yawning."Tired eh? Let's bring you home, shall we?", he whispered, making me blue-hearted, teleporting us to my home. He carefully, quietly, laid me into my bed and gave me a good night kiss, like every sans or paps did, when they put me to sleep.

Corrupted Timeline 6
Persons in Control of Timelines:
Lavender/Z̷o̷m̷b̷e̷y̷+Schizo

Here in GTA!tale we, the kids and I, were living for now. I even got Cherry into here, to take care of them a bit, now that we lived as the mafia family. My gang was protecting them right now and both of us, Paci and I, were sitting on the roof and I got something, that I did never do before in my life. I got cigarettes. My own package of cigarettes was in my hands, with my own lighter. I got one out and lit it, before I smoked the first time in my life. I couldn't remember smoking, but somehow, the feeling made me black out.

I̷ f̷o̷u̷n̷d̷ m̷y̷s̷e̷l̷f̷ a̷t̷ a̷ r̷o̷o̷f̷, i̷n̷ a̷n̷ u̷n̷k̷n̷o̷w̷n̷ A̷U̷. I̷ s̷m̷o̷k̷e̷d̷ a̷g̷a̷i̷n̷. H̷a̷d̷n̷'t̷ I̷ p̷r̷o̷m̷i̷s̷e̷d̷
...myself...
𝒕𝒐 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒎𝒐𝒌𝒆 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏? 𝑾𝒉𝒐𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒂𝒕 𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆, 𝑰 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒂𝒖𝒓𝒂. 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒎𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒎𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒏𝒐𝒘. 𝑰𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒅𝒊𝒅."𝒁𝒐𝒓𝒐𝒏...𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒂𝒚? 𝑺𝒎𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒈𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑨𝑼? 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝑨𝒔𝒈𝒐𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒆!", 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒚𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅, 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝑰 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒐𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏. 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒏?

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Written on November the 25th 2022

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