-"Did you leave anything for the kids?"
"Not important. But what is important... they had chocolate pudding left."
-"That guy with you. How do you know him? Cuz he's a bit dark and creepy and from what we've seen of you so far you're the exact opposite of that and I just wanted to make sure he wasn't-"
"Stiles. He's my husband, Derek Hale."
-"I'm not that scary."
"To random teenagers, you look like a murderer."
-"Her engagement ring left a cut that left this scar. And her knuckles left a bruise identical to the one on your cheek."
-"If the wrong people hear about it, all of us would be put in danger."
"Are you guys like drug dealers or something? Or like mafia leaders?"
"Worse."
-"You played basketball? Why can't I picture that?"
-"I'm sure you'd love to continue this little chat, but I'm honestly past done with it, so goodbye."
-"I think Stiles is my brother."
"Wait, what? Why would you think that?"
-"She just up and drove you? From Maine to Cali?"
"My mother was a unique person to say the least."
-"How dumb is that boy?"
"I don't think any of us could ever understand the level of his stupidity."
-"Does he still have all his body parts?"
"For now."
-"I'm guessing the ability to use sarcasm is a good sign of health."
"You're one to talk."
-"Were you really just eating gummy worms while that all happened?"
"Yup. It's amusing watching others learn control."
-"We're not grand theft auto-ing my husband's car."
-"Once this is all over, I'm beating your ass. Until then, you boys need to get home and get some rest."
-"Why was Aaron Burr such a little bitch?... What?! It's not like I'm wrong!"
-"You think I killed Laura on purpose? One of my own family?"
"No, you just tripped and cut her in half."
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Mama Hale -A Derek Hale Fanfiction ~~REWRITE~~
FanficLyrica Hale, the wife of Derek Hale, teaches Musical History at Beacon Hills High School. She's a werewolf, bitten and turned at the age of 14. The day she was turned, a mark appeared on the base of her neck, replacing the nasty bite. She had no clu...