Challenging Royalty

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This is it... Where everything finally concludes. I adjusted my cap as I put my good foot forward with a smug smirk on my face as I stretched my arms to the side.

Me: I guess we're over the tea in biscuits part huh?

Plum snapped her fingers as dark pillars appeared on either side of me. I sighed before she clenched her fist making the pillars come from below as I yelped before jumping backward and jumped off the wall as I landed on the opposite side of the room.

Me: Are pillars like your thing? What are you the Princess of Construction?

Plum: You want the worst of me? So be it...

She formed a dark ball over her head as I put a hand on my forehead. As I repeated my words from every place I've been.

Me: ...Okay I... REALLY. Need to know when to shut up.

Throwing the ball down I yelped as it homes in on me as I started to run towards the door and outside. I watched as the ball got stuck behind the doors I simply scratched the back of my head.

Me: Huh... That was pretty ea-

The ball then phased through as I immediately facepalmed and continued running. I stormed past Toads, Goombas, Koopas, and the Troopas. As I jumped up to the roof of a building as the ball crashed into it and finally came to a stop.

Me: I'm too young for this crap...

Plum: And I'm out of patience!

I gasped before stepping back as she came out of nowhere with a swipe. I ducked and shimmied backward before she swept my legs and I fell to the ground. She put her hands together and brought them over her head before bringing them down as I crawled back again. Her first slammed right between my legs creating a giant crack in the roof supporting us.

Me: Holy ravioli what do you rich girls eat in this world!?

She grabbed my legs before raising me and bringing me back down. I groaned before she raised me and did it again.

Me: And why do people enjoy slamming me into the ground so much... Ow.

As I'm raised again I'm thrown into the streets of Kingdom's streets making me roll to the ground on a hand and knee.

Me: I'm starting to see why there isn't a human guy in this Kingdom... All 101 reasons.

Plum: Why can't you just DIE!?

She screamed before jumping above me and stomped on my back with heels by the way... Wasn't fun.

Me: Maybe because I don't want to? I mean do you wanna die?

She got off my back and grabbed the back of my neck as I simply smirked.

Me: Didn't think so.

Plum: How can Bowsette deal with someone so obnoxious!?

Me: How did she deal with someone with a bi-polar attitude? The world may never know...

She growled before throwing me down the road. Into the middle of the Kingdom... Where it all started. Right in front of the flowing fountain of water. I started to recover coughing as I noticed my cap fell off my head. I looked to the side seeing it lay against the fountain.

Plum: I'm going to enjoy forcing every bit of air out of your lungs.

Me: I'm not into breath play thank you...

I said as I stood up slightly with my hands pushing me up as a crowd formed around us. I looked to the side seeing Boosette. She almost decided to step in as I put my hand up and shook my head. She stepped back where she was as Plum walked forward.

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