Okay then... By the way. I'm not doing the thing... I'm sick of the Dragon Ball Z references. Get something original.
This time on Slayer Network.
Oh goddammit.
Your POV
Bowsette came over to me as I laid flat on my back still sitting on the ground. She stood on my side as she looked down at me with her hands on her hips.
Bowsette: So how's the inside of a skeleton?
Me: Terrible don't try it.
Bowsette: I'll take your word for it.
The bones started to float again as Grand rebuilt himself.
Me: If I go back to a prison of bones. You're going to need to find a new housekeeper.
Bowsette: The joke wasn't funny the first time you know...
Me: For someone it was...
I sat up as I stood on my feet as Grand Bones finished putting himself back together. He sighed and groaned before he stretched.
G.B.:I never fought like that in my many decades and defeated as easily. As expected from the Princess of the Koopa Kingdom.
Bowsette: Thank you, Grand. I'm glad you're back to normal.
G.B.: And who is the boy? He doesn't look familiar.
Me: Oh hi I'm (Y/N). I'm a housekeeper.
Bowsette: I will hurt you.
G.B.: Thanks to you both I was able not just to be free of Plum's control but stay stable under the Blood Moon. Although I fear the worst for our dear Princess.
Me: Can you show us the way?
Bowsette: You're the only one who knows how to reach her mansion.
Grand Bones: Of course. I'll take you there myself. It's the least I can do. Afterward, I'll be gathering any of those who are still out of their right minds.
Me: Sounds like a plan... You're not putting me in your ribs again, right?
Bowsette slapped the back of my head as I rubbed it. Grand laughed as he put us on the top of his head. He then began to walk deeper into the forest.
G.B.: It's been a while since you visited Princess. I'm sure your highness will be glad to see you.
Bowsette: I just hope she's okay. Who knows what Plum has done to her.
G.B.: I once again say I fear the worst. But I hope for the best. But it seems the young lad with you knows what he's doing.
Me: Of course I do... Wait I do?
Bowsette: Somewhat I guess.
G.B.: Be careful when you enter. Things can change around here a lot in two weeks.
He said as we cleared the trees as he set us down outside the mansion. My jaw nearly dropped as I looked at the size of it. Three stories high and who knows how wide.
G.B: I wish you both the best of luck.
Bowsette: Thank you, Grand.
He nodded as he stepped back into the forest as we pushed through the gates.
Me: So your friend. What's her name? You never told me.
Bowsette: Her name is Boosette... But I call her Cecilia... She's my best friend. From the very beginning.
Me: Well let's go get her then.
I say as I closed the gates behind us. Bowsette was already walking ahead as we went up the front steps. She then gasped and then started running.
Bowsette: Cecilia I'm here! I hear you!
Me: Bowsette wait!
I started to run as well but I didn't hear anything. I couldn't stop her thinking this is probably a trap. I started to pant as I ran up the steps.
Me: Can I seriously not catch up to a woman in heels!?
I say as I continued going up. I see her opening the door as it barely closed behind her. Once I hit the top I opened it as I stepped in.
Me: Bowsette? Bowsette! Where are you!?
The door closed behind as the doorknob locked and was suddenly boarded up. I sighed as I looked forward.
Me: No turning back now.
I grabbed my flashlight as it shined forward. I then looked up seeing a painting. A girl in all white and red hair. I guess that's Boosette. Seems nice. She and Bowsette almost look like sisters. I wandered a bit as I opened a door that went into multiple hallways. I decided this was the time to use the coin.
Me: Okay coin. Can you tell me where Bowsette is?
"Missing"
Me: Oh really? Couldn't tell...
"Gone"
Me: Gone!? What do you mean gone? Is she okay?
"Yes"
Me: Well how do I find her?
"Boosette"
Me: Okay. I find Boosette. I find both of them. In a very most likely haunted mansion with billions of ghosts who want to punch my lights out... Great.
"Map"
Me: A map? Maybe there's some sort of library around here. I guess that makes the most sense. I find a map you can show me where to go?
"Yes"
Me: Why didn't you just start with that?
"😑"
You can make faces of course you can make faces.
"🖕"
The symbol made then faded as I stood astounded. Did I just get flipped off by a coin? What the freak is my life?
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You think I wouldn't see this eh?... I'm watching you, James... And always will be...
