Juliet's POV
I wake up to my cat sitting directly on my face, how joyful.
I put on some soccer shorts and a random T~shirt with my tennis shoes to go runnung as I do every day. I run down the stairs screaming One Direction. I don't really care if I wake up Tay, he needs to get up anyway.
' I DONT CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY WHEN WERE TOGETHER' I then proceed to trip over a something to soon find out that it would be a someone... " WHAT THE FUCK" I scream and run into the kitchen and grab something random from the counter for self defense purposes.
I turn around faced with 8 guys.
Great.
Ill be Julietnapped or maybe they will make me food.
I am hoping it is the second option.
"BACK UP I HAVE , pancake mix?.. PANKCAKE MIX AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT" I say taking up a karate type postion.
"How exactly would.pancake mix be of any help to you ?" The one with a quiff asks. A quiff, he shall be known as quiff boy from now on. I am awesome at nicknames.
"Well quiff boy, pancake mix is a pain in the ass to clean up ,so therefore I would spill it legit everywhere and make you clean it up". Quiff boy over there is glareing at me while the other dudes be laughing.
Then the princess herself or Taylor waltzes down the stairs. "The princess has arrived" I say and bow. The other boys are dieing laughing. He rolls his eyes and says " I see you met the boys"
"Not really, more like tripped over and threatened them with pancake mix" says quiff boy.
Taylor starts laughing hysterically and I then proceed to throw the pancake mix at him.
"So are you like his girlfriend?" Says a guy that looks asian. He shall be known as sushi from now on. I go to the cabinets and get a glass of water. "Sushi, could you repeat that?"
He does except this time I take a sip of water then I do a spit take on Taylor and start laughing hysterically. All the boys start laughing hysterically and then Sushi says" I take that as a no"
"You took that correctly" I say.
"Then who are you" a guy with blonde hair says, he shall henceforth be known as blondie.
"Well Blondie, I would be Taylor's beloved younger sister" I say and then pose.
They all just stand there in pure shock. Is it that hard to believe we are related! "Well this is very very awkward so I must be going now" I say and as slowly back away.
I sprint into the living room to avoid the awkwardness and flop on the couch and then I realize that I have left my precious cellular device in the kitchen of doom.
I ninja my way to the kitchen.
I happen to hear some of their conversation.
"Why didn't you tell us you had a sister?"
"Well sometimes she can be really embarrassing and I don't want my image associated with mine" Tay replies.
Well that hurt like alot.
Is that the real reason why? He told me it was because he didn't want me to get alot of hate.
LIAR LIAR BANDANNA ON FIRE.
I then decide to go on my run. I stuff in my earphones and blast 1D
The D
Harry Styles D
That sounded weird but then again I am weird, and embarrassing apparently.
I start the sprint to Narnia keep going and going.
I have been running for about... 2 HOURS!!
Well damn
A/N: Hope you enjoyed!!! I shall update every other day or everyday because it is fun to write so yeah. ,BTW HER RUNNING OUTFIT ON THE SIDE AND ALL HER OUTFITS WILL BE ON THE SIDE!!
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My beloved big brother
FanfictionJuilet Caniff lives the life of a normal teenage girl. At least her kind of normal. One Direction, Starbucks, and being the class clown is her life. Although her brother has millions of fans and hot friends, she's stayed far away from her famous bro...