Juliet's POV
"You made a Vine and didn't tell me!" Matt exclaims
"No?"
"Actually, that's exactly what she did" the waiter pipes in
"Shush Roberto" I say
"My names not even Roberto!"
"It is now"
"But-"
"SHUSH!"
"My names actually-"
"Shut up Roberto, you're making a scene!"
"Juliet Caniff gave me a nickname. My life is complete" Roberto says putting his hand over his heart
"Stop changing the subject!" Matt exclaims
"Actually I just-"
"SHUT UP ROBERTO!" Matt yells
"MY NAME IS PABLO! GET IT RIGHT!" Roberto or Pablo now says
"What is going on here?" The lady from before says, walking over
"Well, Roberto here-" Matt starts
"MY NAME IS PABLO YOU FRIDGE FUCKER!"
"Did you just say fridge fucker?" I question
"Yeah, I heard it in one of your Vines" Pablo says
"Oh my God I love you"
"Juilet Caniff said she loved me, MY LIFE IS COMPLETE FOR THE SECOND TIME TODAY!"
"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" the lady screams
"Oh snap" I say snapping my fingers
The lady sighs as Pablo slowly backs away slowly.
Pablo knows what's up
I see you Pablo, I see you
"Ok, I have been getting numerous costumer complaints about you two, so i'm going to have to ask you to leave"
"Bish whet?"
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Right now Matt and I are at Mc Donald's because we're broke ass bitches and can't afford to go anywhere else.
"Are you gonna eat that?" I ask Matt looking at his fries
"Yes, yes I am"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. I told you to get your own fries while we were ordering!" Matt exclaims
"Ugh I have so many regrets" I say laying my head on the table.
So many food related regrets
"Poor Jules" Matt says laughing
"You stupid cookie" I say glaring at Matt
"I'm what?"
"A stupid cookie"
"Thank you?"
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"WERE GONNA WHAT!?" I scream at Matt
After our 5 star meal at Mc. Donald's, Matt said he had a surprise
I was hoping we were gonna get ice cream with sprinkles and m&ms and gummy bears and skittles and whipped cream and- OK I NEED TO PULL MYSELF TOGETHER!
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My beloved big brother
FanfictionJuilet Caniff lives the life of a normal teenage girl. At least her kind of normal. One Direction, Starbucks, and being the class clown is her life. Although her brother has millions of fans and hot friends, she's stayed far away from her famous bro...
