Juliet's POV
"I MISS YOU!!" Caiden yells.
Right now i'm Skyping Caiden whilst eating pancakes in the lobby at midnight
Just a normal day
"Who wouldn't miss me?" I say flipping my hair.
"Really Jules? Really?"
"I'm kidding you baked potato"
"You better be you fancy bowl of ketchup" Caiden says sassily.
"I MISS YOUR SASSINESS! And you of course" I say.
"You better miss me" Caiden says.
Looking behind Caiden I see a painting of Beyonce on the wall.
Caiden hates Beyonce
"Bruh, are you at my house?"
"Maybe" He says eating a bowl of cereal.
"I swear if you eat all of my Cinnamon Toast Crunch i'll cut a bitch"
"I won't, I swear. Can I eat the Fruity Pebbles?"
"Sure, it's Taylor's"
"Speaking of Taylor, he's right behind you"
"Sup Taylor" I say turning around.
"Thank god you're here! I've been looking everywhere for you!" Taylor says.
Obviously you didn't look everywhere dumbass.
"Where did you think I was? You and I both know food is my life"
"PREACH IT SISTA!" Caiden yells still on Skype.
"You Skyping Caiden?"
"No, it's motherfucking Santa Claus" I say.
Who else would I be skyping at midnight?
"Oh can I have a bike for Christmas!?" Taylor says like little kid.
"No, you get coal you piece of shit" Caiden says.
"Salty motherfucker" I say.
"You know you love me" Caiden says
"I'd sell you to Satan for one corn chip"
"Thanks for that Jules"
"No problemo Montenegro"
"What the hell is Montenegro?"
"I don't know, it rhymed so I went with it"
"Anyway, you wanna watch Sinister with Shawn and I?" Taylor asks.
"You know I would love to, but you all left me in L.A. and your in wherever the fuck you are, so no i'll have to pass" Caiden says.
"Wasn't asking you Santa Claus"
"This is why you get coal"
"GOODBYE CAIDEN!" Taylor yells while hanging up Skype.
"FUCK YO-" Caiden starts but is cut off by Taylor hanging up.
"Why the fuck did you do that?" I ask.
"Cause I wanna see you piss your pants during Sinister"
"The only one pissing is you"
"I'll just piss on you"
"Please don't piss on me"
There's nothing worse than your older brother pissing on you
Don't ask how I know that
"I'll definitely be pissing on you"
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A/N: I haven't updated in like a month. Reason being is I was second guessing everything I wrote.
The picture on the side of Shia Labouf inspired me to write this chapter and actually publish it.
From now on i'll update twice a week but it'll be shorter since school started.
Comment if there's anything you want to happen.
That's all I got. I hope you enjoyed!
BYE BITCHES!!
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My beloved big brother
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